So, as I said, Malik is very dirty minded and he sits opposite me in history. Apparently, Henry the VIII came up and the first thing he remembered was that he had 6 wives. The script: S for me, M for Malik and T for the teacher. Pretty straightforward :
M: Ms.doesn't Henry the VIII have 6 wives
T : yes, he beheaded two of them
S: what?that's unfair
M: is it because he thought they were cheating on them?
T: maybe. That might be the basic cause
S: that's so not school appropriate
T: (to the whole class) he had 3 legitimate children but he being a king had multiple illegitimate kids.
Me and Malik dying of laughter
M: Ms. How can he have those many children with 6 people?
S:don't... please
T: He had children with umm, other women he wasn't married to
*The whole class listening intently*
M: How did he have children with women he didn't marry?(winking at me)
(He knows it. That little jerk. He just wanted to make the teacher get awkward. Haha)
S: don't, just don't
T: I think that's a topic you should speak to you're dad about.
S: *dying of laughter* illegitimate children!!
T : Yeah, I don't want to talk about IT with Y7s
Me and him dying of laughter that we start crying
And the whole day the phrase : illegitimate children, was stuck in my head.
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