So, in Spanish, me and my bestie pookie bear (my Awad) were on the same team. This guy on our team forgot and me and Malik were screaming the answer. I was sitting next to the dude and Malik right opposite me;he was screaming "stand up!" and I was like "it means I am going to go. Voy a ir means I am going to go, Denis!".
And then he answered and stuff; then Leah exclaimed "that's unfair! Siyana and Malik were helping him." And then the teacher said it's okay because it was the second time he was answering. And then Zayn screamed "that's what we get when we put the nerdy, sturdies together". Istg, he's funny but like....
But honestly, that is what you get when you put "too" competitive people together.
In art, as y'all know, me and Malik sit together in Art and there's LOADS of drama. And today, we both were chewing gum. The boys in my class are soooo bad at hiding like they chew so loudly and obviously. The most oblivious teachers are easily able to spot if they're chewing gum. Obviously, my boy got caught and got a behaviour point. Like, it's his 3rd one this year. Come on baby, stop getting into so much trouble. He should be more like me. And this is the entire of art (c is Callum):
S : Malik..
M : what?
S : do you know how to Arab belly dance?
M : what! NO!
S : chillax, I'm not gonna judge you. So, can you belly dance?
M : nooooooo
*callum trying not to laugh*
S : but you're Egyptian! I know you know how to belly dance!
M : antti ghabiyah, kalba. Belly dancing is for women *blushing furiously* ( you stupid, b*tch)
S : no, men can belly dance too *smirking*
M : kalba, umik. Nooooo, I can't belly dance. It's for girls and you don't get a say in this. (You b*tch, your mom)
S : what? I thought you were a girl awad. I swear to god, you're a girl!
M : says you. *Indian prayer sign*, you should start doing tinga-ninga dancing
S : shut up you misogynistic, mansplaining little b*tch. You motherf*cking little c*nt. you're such a f*cking manw**re.
M : ohhhhh, so I f*cked your mom huh?
S : just shut up
C : this is why Siyana's dad never came back with the milk
M : you know I'm your so called "cousin's" dad.
S : girl, please. You haven't even been through puberty yet. You're 11. I bet your d*ck's smaller than a pea.
M : shut the f*ck up
S : okay, I'm just saying. By the way, you're really short (he isn't)
M : you're shorter than me!
S : okayyy, a girl's average is 5'4 and a boy's is 5'9?
M : I hope you get caught chewing gum
S : I hope you rot in hell
M : *cursing in arabic*
S : *cursing in telugu*
C : bahahahahahahah
M&S : Stfu Callum
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My Love Life : Y7
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