My Love Life : Y7

13 - Heyy JoSHuAaaa

Whilst I am a tween, a girl on tiktok was very famous for being like "hey,Joshua" and "marry me,joshua". Everyone thought it was really funny. I heard Taylor Swift's song Karma and started making up stuff like Karma is my bf and stuff like that. 

Later, I decided to"break up" with Karma and choose a real name. I didn't want the girls to think it was real so I made up a real name that's a joke (on tiktok). 

So now, "joshua is my boyfriend". 

All the boys thought it was real at the start but it became obvious because I was like marry me joshua and hey Joshuaaaaaaaaa. Now, (on Valentine's Day), we were in history. I was sitting next to them both. I asked Malik "are you going to the math competition?" and all he said was "yes". Like excuse me, the audacity. And then I put on an annoyed face. 

Tyke noticed me and said "what's wrong?" and I said "you think I wanna go on a bus with this rat? And btw, you should go and confess your love to Omar". Omar is a boy in my class who Tyke was playing this foot wrestling game with across the classroom and the teacher was like "if you really like each other, then tell each other because it's Valentine's Day" she said this as a joke. Coming back, Tyke said "what?eww,no and you're single haha" and I said "umm,excuse me, I have a Valentine". 

You guessed it right, my imaginary boyfriend-Joshua. Then, Tyke said "yeah, go and marry Joshua huh?" in a flirty tone. I just gave this smile and we kinda stared at each other until I said "yeah, unlike you without a Valentine" and Pedro was walking by and he said "yeah Siyana, marry your imaginary boyfriend Joshua". I couldn't stop laughing.

Everyone says that me and Malik are twinning. For example, after Tyke said that , I "accidentally" shouted out the answer and the teacher was like, "Siyana, I didn't ask you to answer. You and Malik should really stop thinking the entire world revolves around you both. Like, I swear to god, the world doesn't revolve around you both". 

Tyke and Zayn started to laugh so much that it was ridiculous. And then we were learning about the crusades and stuff. Then Malik asked her "who won the wars" and she said "Islam" and we both, in sync, at the exact same time/second were like "all of the wars?"......Now I'll show you everyone's point of view. The teacher was trying her best not to smile;me and Malik turned the other way whilst covering our mouths and blushing. Everyone else burst into quiet giggles because let's be honest, everyone knows that me and Malik would make an excellent couple. The synchronisation to the grades to the emotions... 

We're the same person; practically.