My Love Life : Y7

35 - Teachers Ship Us?

We changed our seating plan in Spanish and I sit with a dude (we'll name him Habeel), Pedro and my silverboy. Layla says that teachers are putting us together now (art, Spanish and French) because they think that we would get along well.

 And then she's like "but you both would pull each other's hair out. They should've put y'all together at the start of the year. Maybe, you would be frien-""no, we wouldn't. Never." I interrupted her. And then Mia is like "seeeeeee, everyone ships you both". I was just like "shuttttttt up". 

God, silverboy. What do you do to me? 

Remember, Tyke and Siyana in Spanish Y6. It's Malik and Siyana in Y7 now. It was T3. It's T3. I'm getting deja vu. Loads of it honestly because it's the same enemies thing. But this time, I actually have a reason to hate Malik and I hate him. But the love for him dominates. Wayyyy more. "Oh I love you and I hate you at the same time" David Kushner once said. 

So, when I sat down, I tried to talk to my best friends but those b*tches kept on making hearts with their hands whilst smirking like okayyyy, we alll get it. 

And the OUR dude came in with Zayn, they had a meeting for the boys swim squad, the look on his face when he realised he was next to me..... it was the exact same (horrified but with a slight smirk) look as me and a dude in my class (we'll name him Hazza) screamed "they're the exact same person" and he actually got a behaviour point;he started laughing and exclaimed "worth it". 

So, now he came to me and was like "hey man, Habeel" and did the bro hand shake thing and then was like "who sits here?" And then an awkward silence came.... Habeel said "Pedro.... let's hope you and Siyana don't mur-". Let's use our scripts from now. Z for Habeel and H for Hazza.

Z : let's hope you and Siyana don't mur-

S : why?

Z : because he ships you both

M : I'm going to murder him, PEDR-

S : if he ships me with YOU. I'm going to scoop his eyeballs out and shove them down his throat, that little br-

Z : chilllll! and look at what Hazza's doing

*he's pointing at me and Malik and then making a heart.

M : *screaming in Arabic"

*omar, Omar, Zayn laughing their a**es off*

H : Malik wa Suyaina. Anta Malik wa ya binti- (Malik and Siyana. You, Malik and the girl)

M : ya ghabiyah, anta waqihat sakhif, kalba, anta ghabiyah, ya rajul ea3rhawita (stupid, you f*cking sl*t, b*tch, you stupid. You little man-wh*re)

S : stop silverboy. Actually

M : *fuming mad* whatever

After a while

M : ohh, it's a black monkey with other monkeys

Z : lollll, "I want some butterr chickenn" (in a weird Indian accent)

S : stooop

M : or what? *leans a little closer* you can't do anything huh?

S : little idiot, *slaps his hand*

*mia, turning around and watching all of this*

M : dudeee, tell her to get off me *screaming while smirking*

*everyone staring at us and laughing*

S : shut up, 74 silver-

M : *putting my own hands on my mouth*, you're really annoying

S : *pulling away;we were centimetres apart* same to you, silverboy

M : when will you stop? *holding my neck with one hand and covering my mouth with the other*

*the whole class staring, whispering and giggling*

S : *muffled* never, awad

M : you sure?

S : never in a million years. *pulling his hands away

M : *putting his hands back on mine* reall-

H : *screams something in Arabic*

Teacher : out, now Hazza

*the teacher and Hazza go out*

Zayn : Siyana, wanna know what he said? Hazza said "the sexual tension here is high*. And I agree. The sexual tension here IS high. Who else agrees? *raises his hand*

*mia and Leah raise their hands. Then Omar and Omar. Then Habeel, and a few girls. And Callum, Layla. Ava and Evelyn nod and raise their hands. Then goes all of the other boys*

M : *leaves me* gosh

S : *blushing and can't stop smiling* shut up stupid people. Me and silverboy could beat all of y'all combined in every subject you name.

*everyone's silent*

S : exactly

M : that's what I thought

Teacher : okay, everyone. Pack up, my next class is waiting

M : Siyana, why don't you tell her how much of a good boy I was during Spanish huh? *smirking and winks*

Flashback to a few minutes before the "sexual tension" thing :

So, since Malik "misuses" his iPad a lot, the teacher let me take it away from him whenever I wanted and I did for the first time. But then he was like "one more time and I'll tell the teacher that you swear" and I was like "she trusts me more than you" and then he said "no, she doesn't". And then I was like "wanna test it" and he said "nope". Exactly, Awad. But I still didn't take it away from him. I like him. Crap. And the Habeel said "chill, you can't control him". Oh, yes I can. I'll show you next week.

Back to here :

S : shut up, silverboy

H : Siyana! Ya binti Siyana! You know it's obvious that you and Malik like each other-

S : shut up Zazzy Almansoori! *walks away*.