Today, we were doing a project in DT. And Omar E along with Zayn came up to me and said "ya Siyana, can you write have a nice day on this?" And I said "why me?" Because why me? Like, do it yourself.
Anddddd I'm flattered because he apparently thinks that I have the best handwriting in the whole class which is amazing. Flex tape! After loads of begging and boosting my ego, I wrote it down and Zayn put on a dissatisfied face. "Do that again and I swear I'll never help any of y'all again." "Ya Zayn, it's not like you can write better so askut, ya ghabiyah. Uhh, thank you" Omar E said while shyly smiling.
Later on, in English, we were about to play that game (silent ball). Remember when me and Malik got into a fight about how I got Omar I out and he got me out in a game? Yeahhh, that game. Tyke got the ball and it kinda landed on my foot and I picked it up. He came over and said "can I get the ball? Please." And I said put on an amused smile.
Mine and Tyke's speciality. "You have manners? *gasps with mock surprise* my days! Amazing!" I exclaimed. Malik was chuckling because I'm funny, lol. And then I threw the ball but with the slightest force, just so that it landed a centimetre out of his reach. But. Ugh! Stupid, quick reflexes. He caught it.
At the end of the game, it was me vs. Tyke. Yayyyyyyy (note the sarcasm). All the girls : "go Siyana. You can do this!" And all the boys be like : "come on bro, destroy her. Tyke you're way more athletic. Destroy her man" . Of course, Hazza said "both ways?" Moment of silence for me and Tyke.
Both ways as in....... 1. Silent Ball and 2. Knocking boots/devil's tango/ doing the motherf*cking DIRTY!
It was a tie because everyone practically got into a cat fight between who was out. I am very well-liked and so is Tyke and that causes drama during moments like this.
But imagine me and Malik in this situation.
This week, was our last math challenge ECA. Me and Aria sat next to each other and Malik was right behind us. It was beef, drama, gossip, smack-talking and did I mention drama? I'll just.... :
S : heyy pookielicious
A : hey bestieeeee. Come on let's talk. Dude, I hate that c*nt Ava. She's so annoying and she was literally sh*t talking about me behind her back.
S : stop. In front of you? That's literally straight up messed up!
A : I know right!
S : wait, I think Yasmine's smack talking too. Because if it was right after PE then I heard it.
A : yeah, it was right after PE. Apparently-
M : SIYANA, that's very disrespectfu-
S : shut the f*ck up Malik. Yeah go on
A : apparently, I can't play basketball according to that h*e. She deserves being dumped, istg.
S : but you're on the junior NBA. And she can't shoot! She plays basketball by netball rules! Like, I'm better than you.
A : she doesn't know the rules. And then she jumps like a raccoon.
S : Sinamika humps herself!
A : *laughing* I hate that b*tch. You should try out for the basketball team. You're so good!
S : exactly! This is to all the boys in my class, just because I don't play sport doesn't mean that I'm not sporty. I just don't like it, you know?
A : yeah, but you have potential. You're definitely better than everyone on Team B and half the people on Team A. You're the best after me, Yasmine, Dayana and I guess Leah. But Leah isn't on the team.
S : yeah, Leah isn't. But I don't wanna try out. You know Evelyn right? Ava's best friend.
A : yeah, who doesn't? What about that h*e? I swear she doesn't even have to jump to shoot, she's 13!
S : I knowwwwww. She's stupid as f*ck too. About her, she went to America and she got Leah and Ava like loads of sh*t. Before that, me, Ava, Evelyn and Leah were A clique. Like, the 7G girls. But Evelyn didn't even get me anything! Sure, I don't give a living f*c-
M : stop swearing Siyana *laughing*
S : shut the f*ck up, you h*e. But still, I don't give a living f*ck about the gifts but the thought process that goes into it! The worst part is that they were motherf*cking using me for grades. And she handed Ava and Leah their gifts like right in front of me because me and Ava entered the class at the exact same second.
A : stop, that's awful baby. The worst thing ever is when you realise that you were never friends. Like, that STINGS! I hate that b*tch even more, like Evelyn isn't obvious but she's such a b*tch
S : exactly, my point! It's not as if she doesn't know what I like. It's obvious. But their audacity in calling you bad at basketball. It's not like they know the tiniest bit about basketball! I'm better than them.
A : I know right! Your team would've been ended if it weren't for you!
S : exactly! No one in my team could score. Leah's good but apparently she's a shooter and she's sh*tty as f*ck in being a shooter. Leah can actually dribble. But I'm better because our team scored 17 goals and I scored literally 13 of them. Come on, Mia says that she's on the basketball team but is she good? No
A : I know! How is she on the basketball team? She is so bad!
S : my point! I think she's on the team because she is considered good at everything just because she does sport outside of school but ummm; I hate to break it to you but I'm kinda better. I just don't like it.
A : you know you're good at everything right? You just don't do stuff
S : it's because I don't wanna seem pathetic. Because let's be honest, Mia looks really pathetic when she tried out for the basketball team as she's really bad at it. What if someone thinks that I'm bad at basketball? People literally said that you couldn't shoot, Aria.
A : but you're good. You're better at dribbling than half the people combined in the year group. People in our year cannot dribble for god's sake.
S : I know! Mia always tells me to pass but for god's sake, it's half court defence! I can dribble until half of the court without distractions or interruptions. But people really can't dribble because I don't understand. Like girl, I'm not free. Don't pass it to me, but if you're free and it's motherf*cking basketball.... Dribble for flying f*ck's sake. Just dribble, it's not that deep.
A : them not dribbling is really deep because it's not that hard. Just dribble and run. Everyone in our group is advanced so I think they have a good cross-country score but they literally forget they can dribble. Like, f*cking dribble girly pops. Not that deep.
S : I know right! And I know I said it once but just because I don't play sport doesn't mean I'm bad at it. IT DOES NOT MEAN I'M BAD AT SPORT. I'm better than most y'all in badminton, basketball, netball, volleyball and cricket. Like stfu you h*es. I don't like sport in general. Except for badminton.
A : I know! I just wanna scoop their eyeballs out whenever they're like "siyana's such a nerd because she doesn't play sport" but girl. She's amazing at this.
S : I knowwwwwwww
And then it was the of Maths Challenge. My last chit-chat with Aria session of the year. It's getting close.
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