Loop of lies {FAKE DATING!!}

#11 A shore connection

same building, same classes and now same school? God dammit this is my chance. i gotta make a move but I don't want to come off as a total creep. she is so cool man. ugh, i hope my homies get permission to stay at my house so i can ask for tips from them. i had a positive connection with their parents. there were times when i felt alone while my dad and mom were away, so i would visit their house sometimes, that's how we became close

As i reached my floor i dashed towards my door, which was oddly open. my excitement rose, and i eagerly pushed it open, thankful that i would not have to spend another night alone.

i pushed the door open, Noah and Issac were lounging on the sofa, and Noah had an orange in his hand

"Do you think I can fit a whole orange in my mouth?" his expression of determination as he attempted to fit an entire orange in his mouth.

these are the people I am going to take advice from. yep 

I sat down on the sofa and notice Issac who was fully engrossed in his game and barely acknowledging Noah and his silly talks

"Guess what guys? i had another chance to talk to her" i began my excitement palpable "she seemed less cold around me, and she even waved back when i waved at her!!!"

Noah, never one to hold back chimed in with a mischievous grin. 

"Oh, she is definitely head over heels for my bro" he teased, fixing his curly blackish hair

"Shut up, you delusional fools" he muttered, his eyes not leaving the screen and controller

"fine fine I get it she doesn't love me. but that for NOW, I can still change things. Give me some ideas on how to make a good impression man! I don't want her hating on me."

"Dude it's all about being yourself. Just be confident and charismatic. women love a guy with sense of humour" Noah says 

"Nah, man. you got to be chivalrous. open doors for her, be a gentleman, and show you care" Issac says while putting his controller down and focusing on our conversation now.

"Okay, how about i be both? humorous and gentleman at the right time, keeping a balance?" i mix both advice

"Exactly man! you understood the assignment" Noah says proudly

"Okay, more tips c'mon!"

Noah: "you know what works? magic tricks man. nothing says 'romantic' like pulling a flower out of thin air"

Issac: "Alternatively, wear a fake Mustache. Studies show women are into secret identities"

"Guys I am looking for real advice here, not some prank suggestions"

Noah and Issac could not contain their laughter, clearly these two idiots were enjoying the absurdity of their own suggestions

Noah: All right how about this? try buying her a goldfish. women love seeing a man be responsible and take care of a pet"

Issac: "or better yet, write her a poem. women go crazy for romantic poetry like 'roses are red, violets are blue, your eyes are like stars and i am hopelessly in love with you"