BAU buddies
pussy licker: isn't my name like homophobic
kayla: naur
kayla: suck it up pussy licker 😜
elle: or you can be a pussy sucker too🫢
kayla: that was a good one come over here and give me a high five
kayla: guys i just tried to shoot someone and my gun wasn't loaded
papi hotchner: Why is your gun not loaded Kayla.
jj: YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KEEP YOUR GUN LOADED.
pussy licker: yeah i learned that the hard way a long time ago
papi hotchner: Everyone check your guns to make sure it's loaded. Can't even believe I have to say that. 🤦♂️
pussy licker; ha mine wasn't loaded
predator: mines never loaded bc i just jump on them
kayla: that's a really weird way to say u like having sex with weird ppl
predator: i'm talking about catching criminals
kayla: oh
elle: WHO TOOK THE BULLETS OUT OF MY GUN?
papi hotchner: Oh lord. Everyone to the round room.
kayla; yup we are fucked.
elle: i wanna know who took those out
1 hour later
kayla:
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kayla: jj after we all got in trouble for smth me elle emily and derek did
jj: put bullets in yalls guns next time.
pussy licker: yes mommy i am so sorry please forgive me
kayla: this is why your name is pussy licker
elle: so many people have touched each others body's here
elle: spencer and kayla
elle: emily and jj
kayla: you and derek
predator: what
kayla: you two have touched each other at least once
elle: no we have not
elle: the only reason why i know you and spencer have touched is bc how you two look at each other
kayla: what
kayla: we don't look at each other
elle: yeah you fucking stare
kayla: pfft no
kayla: i don't do that stuff
jj: me and will r getting a divorce i'm not rubbing butts w anyone
garcia: welp i was having a really fun time reading these messages but that ruined the mood
