BAU buddies
kayla: whoever put ts on my desk i hope u kys😘
elle: what was it
kayla: a condom
kayla: unwrapped
kayla: hopefully there's lotion in it im scared
kayla: i'm actually gonna cry
kayla: derek ima get u
predator: WHAT DID I DO???
kayla: YOU PUT IT ON MY DESK???
predator: how do u even know it was me
kayla: well obviously jj and emily don't need it
pussy licker: yeah cuz we have the same thing
kayla: elle never waste condoms cuz she will need them one day
elle: yeah and like that's bad for the earth
kayla: i'm sure penny doesn't even own condoms
garcia: i do not think i have any
kayla: and spencer wouldn't do anything like this
smarty pants; Do what?
predator: so u blame it on me
predator: it could've been ur father or rossi
kayla: my dad is afraid to talk to me about my boyfriends and i'm sure dave doesn't need them pretty sure all his wives died
papa pasta:No two are still alive
papi hotchner: Why am i getting brought into this??
predator: okay but for the record that wasn't lotion
elle: BYE THE WAY SHE SCREAMED AND RAN AWAY FROM HER DESK
kayla: BURN IT RN IDC ABOUT ANYTHING ON IT BURN THE DESK
jj: how about we just disinfect it really good
kayla: AND TOUCH DEREKS USED CONFOM?
pussy licker: i'm sure it's not actually used
elle: guys she's crying rn
elle: derek say your joking.
predator: she's actually crying?
elle: yeah because that's fucking disgusting
predator: it was fake it is lotion it's vanilla and strawberry flavored
kayla: wait the condom or the lotion
predator: well the condoms is strawberry flavored and the lotion is vanilla
kayla: i'm very intrigued
elle: same...
jj: bitch
elle: what i am?
5 hours later
elle: does anyone know where spencer is?
elle: i need his brain to figure ts out
jj: i've been on the hunt for kaela for like an hour
garcia: maybe they went on lunch tg?
elle: no they would've asked us
pussy licker: unless...
garcia: i will track them down and see what's going on.
elle: omw to the lair
jj: damn i knew spencer does to much with kayla
pussy licker: i knew that kiss wasn't fake
elle: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
garcia: guys they are tg at a cafe.
garcia: they both love cafes
elle: i now call this a open investigation
jj: it will go on for multiple days
predator: I WANNA JOIN
kayla: this is really unsettling
smarty pants: Yeah..We were just getting you guys coffee.
garcia: oh..
jj: welp idc
guys can u comment some ideas pls
