BAU buddies
hotch: Kayla why are you not here?
kayla: uhm
kayla: i am at the mall..
kayla: in my defense i was left unsupervised
hotch: Elle. I told you to watch her so she doesn't leave her therapy session .
elle: i was also left unsupervised and i really wanted starbucks
hotch: Both of you are actually useless sometimes.
kayla: i'm sorry father please forgive as i've been bad 😞
hotch; This is why you need therapy.
derek: HAHAHAHA
hotch: All of you need therapy i don't know why your laughing.
derek: ...
kayla: someone told me to smile so i barked at them and now we are getting kicked out
hotch: How are you my daughter?
kayla: bc u had sex with my mom and didn't pull out fast enough idk
jj: i don't think he meant it like that..
emily: that's it your getting put down.
kayla: oh you can put me down alright
emily:
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derek:
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kayla: couldn't relate
kayla: #nomommyfigureunlessyoucountjj
jj: UNLESS YOU COUNT ME
kayla: i mean i call u mommy when we r in the sheets
emily: no i do actually
emily: we do it every night fucker
jj: god i hate both of you
