BAU buddies
papi hotchner: Kayla why aren't you at your desk? You've been gone for hours.
elle: her phones on silent
predator: erm wtf
pussy licker: kayla i miss u
jj: i got u chipotle and u weren't at your desk so i stuck it in your fridge
kayla: guys shhh
kayla: also thank you jj
kayla: i snuck into one of spencer's classes because...i just wanted to see him and i'm answering every single question and he keeps calling on me and i think all the other girls are slightly jealous
garcia: WHAt?
garcia: other girls find spencer cute?
predator: please tell me you are gonna bite them???
kayla: uh they are like 19 years old pretty sure i still have my boyfriend
jj: wait you two got back tg?
kayla: oh yeah i forgot to tell you guys
kayla: oopsies it's been like 7 weeks since we got back tg it must've slipped my mind
kayla: anyways just got in trouble for having my phone out bc some snotty bitch told on me
kayla: like that's my bf up there bitch he's not gonna want ur 19 year old ass bro is 30
predator: i still vote you bite them
kayla: i gave her a dirty look
kayla: i'll be back sluts
predator: okay slut
garcia: DEREK
jj: YOU HAVENT DONE THAT IN SO LONG
pussy licker: YOU CANT CALL A WOMEN THAT
predator: OH SO ITS OKAY FOR KAYLA TO DO IT
predator: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLACK?
predator: IS IT BECAUSE IM A MAN?
papa pasta: Yes. Can you guys be quiet I am in a meeting.
jj: WOAH
predator: old man where did you come from
elle: i thought kayla threw your phone off a bridge?
jj: BYE WHAT?
pussy licker: oh my god i forgot about that
elle: she literally chunked his phone out the window???
elle: how does he have one rn???
papa pasta: How to silence phone?
papa pasta: Google. How do I silence my phone?
predator: old man things
elle: that's gonna be you one day
predator: NO ELLE YOU TAKE THAT BACK
elle: IM BEING HONEST
predator: TAKE. IT. BACK.
predator: RIGHT. NOW.
pussy licker: dominant her
pussy licker: record it tho
jj: 🧍♀️
jj: wtf emily
kayla: emily is a horny fuck
pussy licker: you all know you'd like to see it
predator: just for you emily just for you
elle: HELLO? I DIDN'T CONSENT?
kayla: anyways walking in the halls with my professor boyfriend and everyone is staring at me
kayla: is that good or bad
kayla: lol forgot i had my gun on me and i had to whip my badge out in front of a bunch of jealous college students
kayla: literally a police officer walked up to me so i whipped it out right and obviously all the girls are already staring because no one can resist my hot sexy boyfriend right then they all were staring at me and i showed my badge and now spencer is taking me out to lunch
jj: wow
jj: i think i speak for everyone in this groupchat when i say everyone resists your "hot sexy boyfriend"
elle: yeah
elle: what are those girls seeing?
elle: what are you seeing?
kayla: what r u seeing in derek?
predator: my bbc
kayla removed predator!
kayla: alright dude what the flip did he just say to me.
