BAU buddies
smarty pants: Hey guys..
elle: what's up lover boy?
smarty pants: Have you talked to Kayla?
smarty pants: I may or may not have lost her in Target.
jj: YOU LOST KAYLA?
jj: IM SENDINF A WHOLE SEARCH TEAM RN
pussy licker: uhm i think you need tj calm down
pussy licker: she has to be somewhere right
elle: maybe the bathroom
elle: oh try the energy drink aisle
smarty pants: I already looked where i thought she'd be but she's not there.
elle: she's fine probably in the bathroom
elle: she'll beat someone's ass if it comes to it
predator: didn't she get kidnapped once?
elle: it was twice actually
pussy licker; didn't ur daddy die in-front of u
predator: WOAH THAT WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SITUATION?
pussy licker: yeah and so is her getting lost in target and her getting kidnapped twice
garcia: WAIT SHE GOT KIDNAPPED TWICE WHAT?
elle: yeah very complicated story
garcia: boy wonder i checked her phone but it's dead but she's definitely still in the store
smarty pants: I figured it was dead. Her calls were going straight to voice mail.
predator: maybe she blocked u
elle: derek shut your mouth
predator: sorry 😔
elle: she's most definitely looking at clothes or smth
smarty pants: We looked at clothes when we got here she said everything was ugly.
pussy licker: i bought something from there the other day....she said it was cute....
elle: pretty sure the clothes change every other day or smth
jj; elle is solving everyone's problems
pussy licker: did you guys think it was ugly too...
elle: no shut up
smarty pants: Guys I found her! She was in the ice cream section looking at the ice cream.
smarty pants: hey sexys it's kayla i wondered around the whole store then my phone died and now i have two tubs of ice cream in the cart
elle: BITCH
