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kayla: alright sexys are we ready for a 5 hour road trip

jj: with you elle emily and garcia in my car we r gonna have SO much fun

predator: thank god me and spencer are in rossi's car

papi hotchner: I'm glad i don't have any of you in here. Just two kids with their ipads.

kayla: welp hope u guys have fun bc ik my car will

2 hours later

kayla: hey guys we are actually really hungry rn

predator: rossi said theirs a place to eat 5 minutes away just follow him

pussy licker: KAYLAS HAT JUST FLEW OUT OF THE CAR

kayla: IT WAS MY SPIDER MAN ONE

predator: suck it up

kayla: get out of here

kayla: luckily i have my "blink if you want me" and my "i <3 hot dads" and my "proud hater" hats

predator: god you need help

kayla: no you

elle: WAIT WHY DO WR HAVE THE SAME HATS

kayla: NO WAY

3 hours later

predator: I AM NOT ALEEPING WITH REID WTF

elle: I DONT WAMNA SLEEP WOTH KAYLA

elle: EVERY TIME I SLEEP WITH KAYLA SHE PUSHES ME OFF THE BED

kayla: who said we were gonna be sleeping?!?????

kayla: AND THERES TWO BEFS IN THAG ROOM SLEEP WITH PENELOPE?

garcia: I DONT WANNA BE DRAGGED INTO THIS😭😭😭😭😭

garcia: i'm sorry kayla i love you so much but you snore super loud too

predator: okay wait what if i sleep on that extra bed in yalls room then kayla sleeps with reid and they can fall in love or smth

kayla: IM NOT THAT BAD OF A SLEEPER?????

jj: one time you snored so loud that we all almost got kicked out of the hotel

pussy licker: one time we had a sleepover and you literally were possessed

kayla: what

pussy licker: you were talking in your sleep and then u started sleeping walking

elle: one time you hit me and pushed me out of the bed

elle: and you KICK

garcia: you snore SO loud

kayla: ...

derek: it's okay pretty boy does absolutely nothing but take up the whole bed.

smarty pants: ...

elle: YUP YOU TWO ARE ROOMING TG IDC

kayla: I WANTED TO SLEEP WITH YOU NOOOOOO

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