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elle: what's oregano do again?

emily: isn't that where you fold the paper

kayla; no that's an orgasam

jj: what...

derek: are you three okay?

hotch: Elle that's a spice Emily that's origami Kayla that's something that happens during sex.

kayla: wait that's how you spell it

kayla: i've been spelling orgasam as organism

kayla: THATS WHY EVERY GUY I SEXT GHOST ME

hotch: I did not want to know that Kayla Elizabeth Hotchner.

hotch: You really need to start looking stuff up

elle: replied to: [kayla: THATS WHY EVERY GUY I SEXT GHOST ME] oh honey...

derek: HA KAYLAS MIDDLE BAME IS ELIZABETH

kayla: DAD WHY DIDBYOU FO THIS

hotch: Your middle name is my moms name be proud of it.

kayla: i am proud of it but only three people know that's not you or my family

kayla: elle, spencer and dave

derek: still can't believe u call him dave you disgrace

kayla: i'm sorry i grew up with him

derek: thats why i ran over your dog

kayla: oh my god fluffy is dead

derek: YOU ACTUALLY GAVE A DOG?

kayla; yeah fluffy did you not hear me say her fucking name

kayla: derek does slime stick to ur head

derek: idk

emily: CAN WE TRY ITv

kayla: IDC IF HE SAYS YES ROES ANYONE HAVE GLUE?

spencer: I have liquid and stick glue! Take whatever you need Kayla!!

kayla: thanks spence!!

rossi: I also have glue if you need it.

garcia: I HAVE GLUE

jj: CAN WE MIX ALL THE GLUES TOEGTHER AND MAKE A BIG SLIME

kayla: YEA

30 minutes later

kayla: we made it😫

elle: yup we made a kid

jj: all of us

garcia: yeah we did

emily: it's purple

2 hours later

derek: I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE IP TO SLIME OJ ME?

derek: I COULDVE DIED?

kayla: honestly suck it up no one cares

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