BAU buddies
kayla: smash or pass squidward
predator: excuse me
elle: ....smash....
elle: hey alexa play squidwards nose by cupcakKe
pussy licker: uh no
pussy licker: hear me out karen from spongebob
jj: babe we had a whole talk about this last night 🤦♀️
predator: SMASH SMAHS SMASH
pussy licker: AND I TOLF UOU DEREK WOULD AGREE DIDNT I JJ??
elle: wair hear me out
kayla: idec what you have to say smash double smash triple smash
elle: ily
elle: anyways
elle: sal from impractical jokers
kayla: FUCK HES SEXY
kayla: spencer pls don't look at these messages ilysm baby but i'm telling the truth
predator: i'm not gay but if aaron hotchner decided he wanted to try anal i would let him.
kayla: alright what the fuck
kayla: you ruined the mood.
papi hotchner: You know i have a girlfriend, morgan?
kayla: omg bath
kayla: WAIT I MEANT BETH I SWEAR DAD DONT KILL ME
papi hotchner: ...Right...
pussy licker: sassy asf
predator: does this mean...you two participate in the fucking of the ass....?
kayla: EWWWWWWWWW
kayla silenced notifications!
kayla left the group chat!
smarty pants: Uh Kayla is currently running around the apartment..? Derek what did you do?
elle: just read the groupchat buddy
smarty pants: Oh! Wait who is Sal?
elle: someone from a tv show you got nothing to worry about
elle: anyways how is kayla
smarty pants: Currently ranting to me from the kitchen about how Derek always puts bad images in her head.
predator: valid
predator: i do do that
pussy licker: ANAL?????????
jj: WHAT???
jj: spence can you ask kayla if she wants to watch henry?
smarty pants added kayla to the group!
kayla: YES I DO
kayla: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES UES
kayla: BRINF HIM OVER RIGHT MOW
predator: someone's eager
kayla; derek shut the fuck up before i put your head in my toilet and flush it multiple times.
predator: oh wow
elle: who is this DIVA💜
