BAU buddies
kayla: SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCK ASS HOSPITAL
elle: what happened how
kayla: this old lady is talking to me she happened to run into my room and start talking to me about someone
elle: about who tf
kayla: ...your mom.
elle; oh are you joking about this old lady
kayla: NO SHE LITERALLY WONT GET OUT
papi hotchner: Tell her to go away. I'm bringing Jack to see you.
kayla: i can't bc she's old
kayla: i'm kinda excited to see jack
kayla: yk guys reading is not that bad
predator: OH NO WHAT HAVE THRY DONE TO YOU
kayla: i'm in here for the next week i completely finished new girl finished bridgerton i literally finished EVERYTHING
kayla: and i can't get up so that makes it worse and the doctors are always on my ass because of eating and me trying to walk when i'm not supposed to
jj: i'm sorry did you say eating
kayla: yeah..
jj: kayla
kayla: i swear it's bc i'm totally over eating
kayla: totally not under eating or anything
jj; 🤦♀️🤦♀️
pussy licker: KAYLAA MY BBY LMK WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS GONE
kayla: i don't rly wanna see anyone after they leave but you can come tmr swesr
elle: kayla your doing it
kayla: omg let me live
garcia: MY POOR BABY HONEYBUN I SENT HOTCH WITH COOKIES
kayla: OMG COOKIES
predator: i'm confused i thought she wasn't eating
elle; omfg derek
elle: do you not understand how this works
predator: no i'm sat please explain it to me 🧎♀️
3 hours later
kayla: i'm very tempted to get up and dance
papi hotchner: Don't do that it wasn't that exciting.
kayla: HELLO IT WAS VERY EXCITING
kayla: i literally felt 16 again
elle: idk what's going on but that's cute
pussy licker: i think i have a idea of what's going on kayla tmr me and the girls will be there at 1 pm
kayla: that's a very specific time
pussy licker: just letting u know what time we will be there😄😄😄.
kayla: OH?
kayla: and how do you know this little missy
pussy licker: i will explain tmr
predator: IN SO CONFUSED STILL
elle: I EXPLAINED IT TO UOU IN DETAIL
predator: NO ABOUT THIS
elle: oh me too so i can't explain that
predator: dang i was alr sat again
kayla: why do i feel like they did a lil dance in the sheets with their clothes off
elle: kys
kayla: i'm in a hospital don't try me
elle: I WAS JOKING KAYLA
kayla: damn
