BAU buddies
kayla: who wants to get drunk tonight
elle: me🙋♀️
emily: MEE
jj: i can't will works tonight
emily; i forgot about that crawfish eater
kayla: HEY CRAWFISH IS YUMMY
kayla: i get it whenever it's in season when we go down there
kayla: it taste diffrent up here
jj: it really does
spencer: i'll watch henry JJ.
kayla; he's gonna burn it
jj: IT???
elle: KAY😭😭😭😭😭
kayla: i meant him...
elle: sure sure..
kayla: I SWEAR
kayla: my frontal lobe hasn't fully developed
elle: ur 28?
kayla: yeah ik
elle: it fully develops by 25
kayla: oh
elle: i fear that's common knowledge
kayla: no it's not
emily: do you need to go back to school?
jj: how did you get through high school and college
kayla: i cheated a lot
kayla: and slept with a college professor
hotch: You did what?
kayla: IT WAS A JOKE I PROMISE I WAS JOKING DONT KILL ME
hotch: Mhm..
kayla: I WAS JOKING I SWESR
kayla: i wasn't jokingn guys im gonna go to hell for lying
emily: your gonna go to hell for a lot of things apparently
kayla: stop i only did it because i was failing math
emily: u knew spencer while u were in college why didn't you ask him
kayla: uhm
kayla: well
kayla: i uh
elle: you didn't sleep with him too
kayla: oh no i would never do that to spencer
spencer: I was scared of her before she joined the team..
kayla: yeah guys he was scared of me
emily: WHY😭
spencer: She was a college student and they scare me.
kayla: i did bite in college
elle: she's not joking guys
elle: she like actually bit ppl
elle: no not let her bite you it hurts
elle: a lot
elle: one time i bled
kayla: that's because i was drunk and you pushed my head down don't even w me
