BAU buddies
elle: well
kayla: i did not miss my home
kayla: i did miss my dog
elle: ur dog should've died three years ago put her down
kayla: DONT SAY THAT ABOUT FLUFFY
elle: IM SPEAKING THE TRUTH
predator: can we calm down
jj: fr
jj: we just got home and y'all r alr fighting
kayla: she insulted my dog
pussy licker: gulp
4 hours later
elle: guys we showed up to kayla's apartment and we heard two loud bangs #shesprobdead
jj: and the doors locked
pussy licker: she probably threw someone in the closet
garcia: or she fell
kayla: i fell i think i broke my foot
jj: oh?
kayla: i am not joking
elle: uhm crawl to the door and let us in
kayla: the key is in my plant just dig
elle: yeah she broke it
jj: we are taking her to the hospital
kayla: i'm gonna have to stay there for like a day bruh
elle: do you want me to get you clothes?
kayla: NO
kayla: i will ask my father...
papi hotchner: What? She's at your apartment right now? Wait i will just grab them.
kayla: yup
elle: guys i think they are hiding stuff from us
jj: elle i don't think it's any of our business
pussy licker: yeah it wtf are you hiding
jj: EMILY
pussy licker: nvm it's not our business
2 hours later
garcia: UH GUYS
elle: what's up penny?
garcia: I SAW EMILY AND JJ KISSING
kayla: WHAT
garcia: YEAH
elle: HUH
predator: fucking gays
predator: i done told y'all from day one
