BAU buddies
emily: hey all my besties
jj: yes we will come drink with you
kayla: CAN U SEE THE FUTURE
jj: she always says that when she wants to drink
elle: i will gladly go to drink
kayla: omg we can get so drunk bc it's friday
elle: OH MY GOD YES
garcia: I WANNA GO
predator: we should all go
papi hotchner: I don't have a sitter for Jack.
kayla: he's 13 he can stay home alone
papi hotchner: With you being my first child i don't trust him.
kayla: oh boo he's not like me
jj: he can stay with henry i always make sure henry has some type of sitter
kayla: why don't y'all let 13 year olds be 13 year olds
jj: because of our job maybe
papi hotchner: And you
kayla: oh my god i almost burnt the house down because my mom wasn't watching me
kayla: i said sorry 55 times for this
emily: NO WONDER HOTCH DOESMT LIKE JACK AT HOME ALONE.
kayla: I WAS 13 IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO.
elle: god you were so bad at a young age
kayla: so were u wtf
kayla: i'm pretty sure ur the reason for almost half the things i did
elle: uh no that was our ex bsf pam stfu
papi hotchner: I never liked Pam.
kayla: i didn't either
kayla: i only liked her cuz of elle
elle: do not blame that whole thing on me
kayla: she's the reason me and elle were hated senior yr
emily: why are u always dropping some type of lore
kayla: bc i love dropping my lore
kayla: just like i love dropping my pants🥰🥰
papi hotchner: JJ if Jack could stay with Henry that would be great.
papi hotchner: Dave Reid are you two coming tonight?
smarty pants: I'll go!
papa pasta: I'll pay!
kayla: have i ever told u i love you dave
papa pasta: Ever since you could talk Kay.
elle: yk one time i called hotch dad
elle: it's not my fault i don't have a dad tho
kayla: ur basically his child
papi hotchner: I've known you for years. I think you have a right to call me dad.
elle: YEAH WHATS UP DAD
kayla: does this mean we are like sisters😏😏😏
elle: the one and only twisted sisters
predator: u can call me daddy🫢🫢🫢😛😛😛👏
elle: and you ruined the vibe