BAU buddies
papa pasta: Hey guys do you still want to go on that trip to the lake? I need to know so I can for us to take off and if I need to cancel the place.
kayla: I WANNA GO
pussy licker: WE ARE ALL GOING
garcia: YEAH
jj: WHAT ABOUT MY KID?
pussy; LEAVE HIM W WILL OR SMTH
papi hotchner: Yeah I don't know because of jack.
kayla: fuck it bring the kids they can room tg i'll give them an ipad and snacks and boom
pussy licker: kayla
kayla: what
pussy licker: sigh
kayla: OH
kayla: no one has to know
papi hotchner: I like that idea.
papa pasta: Okay we will leave in a week we need to figure out rooms and cars.
kayla: can i call my round table room meeting👀
papi hotchner: Go for it.
kayla: YEAH ROUND TABLE TOOM IN 5 BITCHES
jj: your really excited about that
kayla: i've always wanted to say that
3 hours later
kayla: WHO WANTS TO GO SHOPPING
elle: ME
jj: I WANNA GO
pussy licker: i'll never pass up a chance to go shopping with my fav pair of boobs
kayla: okay emily set the phone down
garcia: OMG IM SO DOWN TO SHOP
elle: i think we should drag derek along so he can carry our stuff
predator: uhm
predator: pretty boy if i have to go you do too
smarty pants: What??? That's not fair.
predator: yes it is
predator: get your shopping pants on
kayla: YAY THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN
smarty pants: No it's not.
kayla: okay party pooper
kayla: say this is gonna be so fun
smarty pants: No
kayla: say it rn
smarty pants: No
kayla: please spence
kayla: say it
kayla: please
smarty pants: This is gonna be so fun..
predator: i wanna know what made him say that
pussy licker: kayla texted him "no pussy for a week"
kayla removed pussy licker from the group chat!
predator: SHE WAS RIGHT?
kayla: NO IM TIRED OF HER HORNY ASS IN HERE
jj added pussy licker!
kayla: JJ NO
jj: its not jj it's emily 😈
kayla: KYS EMILY
