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kayla: just saw the longest worm ever walking out of the hospital

smarty pants: That was a snake.

kayla: oh

elle: is that why it had scales on it???

pussy licker: I PICKED THAT UP?

papi hotchner: This is why i didn't want you guys to come. 🤦‍♀️

kayla: i had to come i was the one in the hospital bc i get kidnapped bc i was alone bc you were mad at me

papi hotchner: ...

elle; gagged

kayla: when do y'all think i can jump again

jj: why would you ask that..

kayla: erm bc i wanna jump on bouncy houses

predator: i say rn let's go

kayla: omw

jj: no you need to stay in bed???

kayla: i'm literally in the car

kayla: i'm getting ice cream

elle: she begged hotch to get her some

kayla: i actually think my own father hates me

papi hotchner: Whattt...

kayla: 😐😐

elle: i uhm feel like i shouldn't say this but kayla is staring at a photo

kayla: I THOUGHT U SAID U WOULDNT TELL UGH

elle: it's a picture of her and spencer

pussy licker: WHAT

predator: r they kissing

elle: worse

predator: having sex?

elle: worse

predator: just standing next to each other doing nothing

elle: worse

predator: erm kissing each others cheeks

elle: yeah

kayla: why is that bad

pussy licker: cause your dating and didn't tell us

kayla: pfffffttttttt who said we were dating.....?

elle: you just did.

kayla: oh

predator: ew that means ur having sex w him nastys

predators: who does that

pussy licker: literally you derek

predator: so do u u horny lesbian

jj: HEY DONT CALL HER HORNY

predator: you know she is..

kayla: what the hell did this conversation come too

papa pasta: How to silence a group chat on messages?

kayla: no dave come back

predator: no dave leave

pussy licker: shut up you horny shamed me

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