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kayla: eyes eyes eyes!

kayla: HANDS HANDS HANDS!

kayla: my legs just got a divorce

predator: pardon?

pussy licker: sorry guys shes ovulating

jj: we forgot to lock the cage

elle: kay put the phone down honey 😕

smarty pants:

kayla: alright who took my pants

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kayla: alright who took my pants

kayla: YALL I SWEAR THEY WERE JUST ON????

kayla: i think we should put spencer on the case of my missing pants

predator: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

kayla: my pants were literally JUST on.

kayla: then they left 💁‍♀️

kayla: i need a certain nerdy fbi agent to find them 👅👅👅

elle: PUT THE PHONE DOWNNN

predator: i might have slipped her a honey pack i'm sorry guys 🫣🫣

pussy licker: EXCUSE ME

jj: GUYS SHES JUST OVULATING SHES GONNA BE OVERLY SEXUAL

garcia: woah

kayla: i creamed in my pants

smarty pants: Hello? I literally just walked into the apartment?

kayla: and your girlfriend is in your bedroom on your bed politely waiting for you

jj: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

garcia: uhhh does anyone wanna come over and make cookies? not kayla and spencer because they're obviously...busy...🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

elle: I WANNA MAKE COOKIES

predator: ME TOO

elle: no

predator: why

elle: because i'm not done being mad at you

predator: WHAT DID I DO

elle: that bitch named kylie was flirting with you

predator: literally just gave me my coffee

elle: she pulled her shirt down and fixed her hair before she handed it to you

elle: she also purposely grazed her fingers against yours

elle: and let's talk about the giggling and the flirty smile

elle: that bitch kylie was tryna steal my bf

pussy licker: FIGHT THE BITCH NAMED KYLIE

pussy licker: ILL RECORD

pussy licker: AND HELP U FIGHT

jj: penny i'm coming over

jj: me and you can hang out since we are the only normal people besides hotch and rossi on this team.

garcia: yay!!! i have stuff to make chocolate chip cookies ❤️❤️

jj: sounds great! i'll be there in five.

1 hour later

kayla: your bitch is back and dad i won't be coming into work tomorrow

papi hotchner: You're coming in. I don't care you decided to make bad decisions today. I can't keep letting you off work when you're not actually sick.

kayla: if i told you i was pregnant would you give me the day off

papi hotchner: Yes probably.

kayla: okay well suddenly there's a baby in me.

kayla: i can't come in tomorrow

predator: i've been trying to make jokes about cum since you keep saying come but i can't think of one

elle; YOURE PREGNANT????

pussy licker: missed the whole point🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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