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kayla: alright who took my pants
kayla: YALL I SWEAR THEY WERE JUST ON????
kayla: i think we should put spencer on the case of my missing pants
predator: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
kayla: my pants were literally JUST on.
kayla: then they left 💁♀️
kayla: i need a certain nerdy fbi agent to find them 👅👅👅
elle: PUT THE PHONE DOWNNN
predator: i might have slipped her a honey pack i'm sorry guys 🫣🫣
pussy licker: EXCUSE ME
jj: GUYS SHES JUST OVULATING SHES GONNA BE OVERLY SEXUAL
garcia: woah
kayla: i creamed in my pants
smarty pants: Hello? I literally just walked into the apartment?
kayla: and your girlfriend is in your bedroom on your bed politely waiting for you
jj: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
garcia: uhhh does anyone wanna come over and make cookies? not kayla and spencer because they're obviously...busy...🧍♀️🧍♀️
elle: I WANNA MAKE COOKIES
predator: ME TOO
elle: no
predator: why
elle: because i'm not done being mad at you
predator: WHAT DID I DO
elle: that bitch named kylie was flirting with you
predator: literally just gave me my coffee
elle: she pulled her shirt down and fixed her hair before she handed it to you
elle: she also purposely grazed her fingers against yours
elle: and let's talk about the giggling and the flirty smile
elle: that bitch kylie was tryna steal my bf
pussy licker: FIGHT THE BITCH NAMED KYLIE
pussy licker: ILL RECORD
pussy licker: AND HELP U FIGHT
jj: penny i'm coming over
jj: me and you can hang out since we are the only normal people besides hotch and rossi on this team.
garcia: yay!!! i have stuff to make chocolate chip cookies ❤️❤️
jj: sounds great! i'll be there in five.
1 hour later
kayla: your bitch is back and dad i won't be coming into work tomorrow
papi hotchner: You're coming in. I don't care you decided to make bad decisions today. I can't keep letting you off work when you're not actually sick.
kayla: if i told you i was pregnant would you give me the day off
papi hotchner: Yes probably.
kayla: okay well suddenly there's a baby in me.
kayla: i can't come in tomorrow
predator: i've been trying to make jokes about cum since you keep saying come but i can't think of one