BAU buddies
1:59 a.m.
predator: a booty hole is not a vagina
kayla: we know that
kayla: elle penny r u two okay
elle: dude please come in here ts is so funny
kayla: omw bringing spencer
predator: isn't it past his bedtime
kayla: we were watching jersey shore
garcia: WHAT
jj: spencer...was watching...JERSEY SHORE?
kayla: yes and i bet he can tell you about the whole season we watched
elle: it's true guys he told us literally almost everything that happened in s4
pussy licker: you done corrupted spencer
kayla: it's not my fault i can't fall asleep without sound and spencer happened to stay up then watched three episodes then asked if we could watch more
elle: spencer does sm stuff with you and idk if it's just a really good friendship or a relationship
predator: or both
kayla; i'm gonna run away again
elle: WAIT NO
3:30 a.m
elle: KATLA JUST FELL OF THE BED LAUGHINF I CNANOT
garcia: wair she's crying
elle: no she's crying from all the laughter
kayla: THAT AHIT HURT SO BAF BUT IT WAS SO FINNY
elle: BYE THE THUNK WHEN YOU FELL
kayla: I CANNOT
papi hotchner: Please go to bed.
elle: what if we don't
papi hotchner: I will lock every single one of you in the same room for hours.
kayla: okay i'm going bed
garcia: same
8:15 a.m.
papi hotchner: Kayla Elle where are you two? Breakfast is ready.
predator: they prob ran away tg
jj: oh god they are probably sitting in the local police office🤦♀️🤦♀️
elle: uhm
kayla: well
jj: GUYS
elle: it wasn't our fault
kayla; yeah we saw this girl and these two guys and then those guys tried to yk
elle: so we did what we had to do
kayla: that girl also helped us
elle: yeah now we are besties
kayla: all sitting in the police station
papi hotchner: Me and Dave are on our way
kayla: guys it's kinda the fact we snuck these phones in here
pussy licker: GIRL BOSSES
pussy licker: wait how did you sneak them in
elle: a magician never reveals their secrets
kayla: i put it down my pants
jj: that's gross
elle: kayla that's why i didn't want to tell them that
kayla: oh
1 hour later
kayla: hey alexa
kayla: play
kayla: fresh out the slammer by taylor swift
elle: omg we need to play that rn
kayla: it's next bbg🙂↕️
