BAU buddies
6:31 a.m.
kayla: y'all know the big cylinder batteries
jj: woah why are you up are you okay
pussy licker; fr it's a saturday at 6 am
kayla: i haven't slept
jj: figured
jj: but yes we do know those batteries
kayla: do y'all ever wonder how many people have shoved them up their cooter and got them stuck
pussy licker: EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???
kayla: IM ASKINF A QIESTION
kayla: YES OR NO?
jj: NO WE DONT
kayla: i knew it was a weird question
kayla: that's why spencer looked at me weird when i asked him
papi hotchner: Kayla..Go to sleep. You obviously need it.
kayla: pfft no i do not
jj: god you actually need to sleep wtf
pussy licker: ima go over there and put u down
kayla: no balls do it
pussy licker: well i don't have balls so i'm omw
pussy licker: oil up..🙈🙈😏😏
kayla: i'm putting veggie oil all over me rn
jj: uhm
jj: i'm scared
kayla: what u wanna join
jj: no
kayla: do you not believe in threesomes w ur gf
jj: i don't believe in threesomes at all girlfriend or not
kayla: idk three people is kinda hot
papi hotchner: GO TO SLEEP KAYLA
pussy licker: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR KINKS THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING
predator: SHUT THE HELL UO IM TRYNA SLEEP
garcia: me too >:(
pussy licker; KAYLA HAS A THREESOKE KINK
kayla: NO I DONT I SAID ITS HOT I WOULD NEVER ENGAGE IN ONE DO TOU THINK IN CRAZY THATS LIKE CHEATINT BASICALLT
elle: okay it's resolved shut up and gts
kayla: erm no
predator: sending hate from all over the world
kayla: bitch does it look like i care? i just watched the sunrise on top of the roof with my bf and wasn't tempted to jump off of it for the first time ever
predator: okay your happy i don't care i bet if you still wanted to kill ur self you'd be asleep and so would i and the world would be quiet
jj: DEREK
pussy licker: wair that's cute kayla
pussy licker: did u have a orgy up there
kayla; i don't orgasam in odd places
jj: babe that's not what an orgy is
kayla: wait is that the thing w a lot of ppl
kayla: i don't have sex w odd strangers i have a bf
pussy licker: i lowkey kept forgetting
pussy licker: my baby girl is going through a crazy change #gotabf
papi hotchner: Uhm your baby girl? That's my daughter my little girl.
pussy licker: awh that's so cute fatherly love
pussy licker: wouldn't know what that feels like cause i didn't have a father
pussy licker: anyways did you really raise her though...
papi hotchner: ..Prentiss not the time.
kayla: no bc he was saving some people from getting killed
kayla: why do u think i'm so mentally ill
pussy licker: bc ur kayla obviously
