The Students of 1976 are in for a shock when 8 movies and 16 students fall through the ceiling claiming to be from the future, can they be trusted? Can the future be saved? And why in Merlin's name do two of them look like james and lily, with parts...
"Could that man be anymore self absorbed" Lucius asked, sneering at the screen as everyone saw the class room, "he's still better than umbridge" Neville muttered "a toad would be better than umbridge" Ron added sarcastically
"Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher: me, Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five-time winner... of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. But I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him." Lockhart said, smiling as he looked at his class, Dahlia looked around at all of the starstruck girls. "There goes my respect for the female population" Dahlia muttered " I see you've all bought a complete set of my books, well done. Now, I thought we'd start today with ...a little quiz. Nothing to worry about, just to... check how well you've read them."Lockhart said as he began to pass around the papers. Dahlia took her paper, her eye twitched as she looked at the questions
What is Gilderoy's favourite colour? What is Gilderoy's Lockhart's secret ambition? What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? How many times has Gilderoy Lockhart won Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award? In his book Break with a Banshee, how did Gilderoy Lockhart bravely banish the Bandon Banshee? Which is Gilderoy Lockhart's best side for photographs? Has Gilderoy Lockhart ever won the Dunstable Duelling Championship for wizards or just been pipped at the post? Which product does Gilderoy Lockhart use to clean his teeth with to achieve his famous dazzling white smile? Mention some of Gilderoy Lockhart's pet hates and personal vices Suggest in less than twenty words some top grooming tips for Gilderoy Lockhart What, in your opinion, is the bravest encounter Gilderoy Lockhart has ever had? How many fans are in the Gilderoy Lockhart fan club? To which side does Gilderoy Lockhart part his hair? Name three time defying spells that have contributed to Gilderoy Lockhart's ageless features? What does Gilderoy Lockhart absolutely never travel the world without? Which wizard-coutier makes Gilderoy Lockhart's magnificent robes? If Gilderoy Lockhart launched his own range of hair products, what would they be called? Which is the personal name which Gilderoy Lockhart has given to his broomstick? When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday and what would his ideal gift be?
"Mr.Lockhart, none of those questions have any connection to the class your supposed to be teaching, as such, I feel it goes without saying that you will not receive a contract from us in the future" McGonagall said as she looked at one of her least favorite students, they must have been desperate if any of them had to hire that Pompous Raven claw. "Please tell me this is the worst he's done" James prayed, he didn't even know who he was praying to, he just hoped nothing else happened for the rest of the year.
"Tut, tut, hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is lilac. But Miss Hermione Granger knew that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair care potions. Good girl" Lockhart said, winking at Hermione who blushed even more. Harry's nose wrinkled, he seemed awfully too interested in the girl's attention.
"Now, be warned! It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind. You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here. I must ask you not to scream, it might... PROVOKE THEM!" Lockhart exclaimed as he ripped the cover off of the cage
" Cornish Pixies?" James asked, trying his hardest to not laugh "don't underestimate them" Harry said, his ear still got the occasional phantom pain every time he thought of them
"Cornish pixes? " Seamus asked with a laugh, they were harmless little buggers, not much in the way of dangerous, " Freshly caught Cornish Pixies. Laugh if you will, Mr. Finnigan, but pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters. Let's see what you make of them, now! " Lockhart said before he opened the cage. Pixies swarmed the room, causing havoc and chaos, "Come on now, round them up, round them up! They're only pixies!" Lockhart said, 2 pixies grabbed Neville by his ears and hanged him on the chandelier, "Neville! " Dahlia yelled, why was it always him that got hurt in class.
Alice gripped tightly on to Frank as they watched the screen
"Please, get me down!" Neville begged, most of the class left the room, leaving behind the group of friends "Get off me!" Hermione demanded as one pulled on her hair, "Leave me alone!" Daphne said swinging her book and causing the pixie to zoom away "Peskipiksi Pesternomi!" Lockhart cast, only for nothing to happen, the pixies grab lockhart's wand and use it to break the chains of the dragon skeleton, causing it to crash to the floor. "I'll ask you to just nip the rest of them back into their cage. " Lockhart said before hiding in his office and closing the door
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"Mr.Lockhart that is not a real spell, how you ended up in Raven claw is a mystery to even us" Flitwick said, "he left you! " Regulus exclaimed, glaring at the git who wisely avoided his gaze
Dahlia sighed "Immobulus! " she cast as all of the pixies froze, gently she lowered Neville to the ground before all of them put the pixies outside.
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