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(Mind go BRRRR)

Lucas: heheh, microwave go BRRRRRRR

Kai after Valerie died: uhhh life update, I'm still alive

Kai: for some reason-

Gold: You're just jealous.

Kyran: Jealous?

Gold: ya! That's why you're being so negative about this!

Kyran: that's absurd! I'm always negative!

Me writing: You know the saying easy peasy lemon squeezy?

Me: Well this is ✨stressy depressy lemon zesty✨

Alec after listening to Kyran rant about a manga he read: that's cringey-

Kyran: *mumbling* says the bitch that won't shut up about the newer star wars movies-

Alec slamming the table: OH SHUT UP, WE ALL KNOW THERE CHEAP, THATS WHY IM TALKING ABOUT EM-

Alec arguing: like seriously- Can't you just view things from my perspective for a second???

Kyran: *kneels down slightly*

Alec: I'm gonna murder you-

Kyran: whenever Alecs mad at me I go and tighten all the lids of every jar in our house so he can get some of the anger out.

[Sounds of glass shattering in the backround]

Kyran: hasn't worked yet but it will someday.

Gold: Let's say you have 10 baconators and someone takes away half. What do they have?

Funneh: a broken hand.

Kyran: treat spiders how you wanna be treated!

Alec: killed without hesitation.

Kyran: NO-

Elijah: I have an idea!!!

Celeste: a good one this time?

Elijah: *snorts* now let's not get ahead of ourselves!

Evan: so, what did you do for new years eve?

Kai: cried, next question.

Funneh in season 1: wow... I wonder what Alec's thinking about.. hes so cool and mysterious-

Alec in his head: *wii music*

Alec while laughing: PFFT- What are you? 2?

Kyran: *snorts* yeah like 2 head taller then you!

Alec:

Kyran:

Kyran: wait- honeypie- I'm sorry please don't kill me-

Alec: Have you ever been arrested?

Kyran: Yes.

Alec: ...I was gonna say 'because it's illegal to be that beautiful' but now I'm curious-

Kyran: someone payed me 600 bucks to vandalize a home with animal blood. It was definitely worth it tho.

Alec:

Alec: oh....

(I couldn't decide if it was better like this or swapped places- I can see both but Alec seems more likely the type to be flirting. I WAS GOING OFF OF PERSONALITY OKAY-)

Evan: you look mentally ill.

Kai: I am, now let's continue shopping

Aly: you are 16 years old STOP ACTING LIKE A GRUMPY OLD MAN-

Alec: F#ck you.

Kyran:
EAT DINNER

Alec:
I DID

Kyran:
CEREAL AND CIGARETTES DON'T COUNT

Yandere: My bones are almost clean
Yandere: oh wiat- I never told you about the bones.

Alec: The what now-

Kyran messaging Alec: Can we watch ponyo?
Kyran: Can you be a man for once and come and watch Ponyo with me?

.YEAH

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