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Gold and Kyran Rant

Like I had put on my message board If you keep up w those things-

Felicia would always call Gold and Kyran

Goldilocks an the blue bear.

Which was PROLLY a ship name but hear me out-

There are two ways this can go...

1: It's hinting that their relationship just end up staying a friendship/found family type of thing because in the more known ending, the mom and dad bear adopt goldilocks into their family and the baby bear as a sibling-

So found family???

ORRRRR we go with the darker version of the story (aka the original I'm prtty sure) where the the bears kill Goldilocks.

JUST HEAR ME OUT BEFORE U GRAB UR PITCHFORKS AND YELL "OHHH KYRAN WOULDN'T MURDER GOLD IN THE OG SERIES- HES TOO NICE AN WHOLESOME AND BLAH BLAH BLAH"

Just listen- BECAUSE! we're going back to the.. "Kyran helped Yandere theory" found by slumber_qxeen.

You'll prolly need to read their theory book for context so just- go quickly read atleast the chapter w the theory I'm talking about for some more context.

But anyway back to the idea of Kyran murdering Gold-

Gold HAS almost died before...
YANDERES HALLOWEEN PARTY,
With the anvils.

But she was save by her secret admirer AKA KYRAN-

I did eventually think of a reason why Gold was almost crushed- idk if I published it before but I'll just explain the whole thing-

The anvils could've been there for 2 reasons

1: Bc Funneh POSSIBLY had a crush on senpai and the anvils were SUPPOSED to be for her. Gold was just in the way so Kyran would have to just move her outta the way

2: Gold was originally gonna be crushed so the Funneh would get super super depressed an sad so Yandere could easily manipulate her into either helping her or killing herself so Yandere wouldn't have to do any of the work.

For this we might need to lean towards option 2 more.

Because WHY would Kyran save her? Well we know- his giant crush on her and hes her secret admirer.

Okay now I just got another theory-

Wut if Kyran helped Yandere BEFORE Alec even knew about Yandere being a murderer.

But then he would event tell Yanderevthat he was done (possibly either after the anvils or killing momo) so then Yandere would then go for Alec to help her.

But then after sophomore year comes, Alec is starting to annoy Yandere and not doing what she tells him to do, Elijah and Celeste aren't much help either bc Elijah disposes of bodies and Celeste is just the getaway driver.

So she calls Kyran for help...

She's noticing that Funneh is getting close to Alec which is distracting him from work, Yandere asks for help to get a way to... distract Funneh and move her away from Alec dose his job.

Yandere dosen't want to murder Funneh completely because she knows that Alec would immediately quit or just end up worse bc he would be depressed.

So she would ask Kyran to do another way... by getting rid of Funneh's childhood bestfriend Gold.

(I'm just making up storyline now but whatever- I'm hored and sad and it's 1AM)

Kyran is hesitant, he dosen't want to just... possibly MURDER the girl he has loved ever since she showed up in his life.

Yandere would probably try to offer some money.. knowing her it was probably a LOT.

And what would a bear do? WELLL If you know that whole werid ah bear or man thing- You would know that they act off of INSTINCT!! (Any animal dose obv but u get my point-)

And it has been shown atleast a couple times Kyran acts off of instinct before.

Like that one episode in season 1... Alec, Funneh, Gold, Kyran all have a cooking battle and eventually find the map to the bunker thing that Yandere was hiding in-

When they found it an opened up the hatch, kyran IMMEDIATELY jumped down,

2 OPTIONS-

1: he KNEW what would be down there and knew he would he safe so that's why.

2: he was acting off of INSTINCT

Or even BOTH!!!

(Or we can use the "how are the kids Alec?" Joke from s2 a an example of talking instinctively.)

Anyway-

Let's change the story a bit and let's say after the money offer Kyran says he'll need to think about it for a bit.

And we TIMESKIP FOR CONVENIENCE-

Gold was starting to get on the group's nerves, maybe Alec and Funneh have been fighting a bit so then shes being on Funneh's side but being toxic.

After one of the said arguments, Alec and Funneh had left the rooftop to most likely discuss on there own or even a dramatic scene where Alec says something working and Funneh runs away and blah blah blah-

But the Gold starts to just shitake and complaining, leaning back against the railing.

Kyran was starting to get tired of all of thsi bullshit Gold had to offer and they start to argue too, eventually Gold says some to ruffle Kyran's feathers and what dose he do?

Act instinctively and push her off.

Wham bam yes ma'am.

😎

I lost my train of thought.... I should sleep-

Love yall♡