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Groupcaht 8 EIGHT I COUNTED AHA

Momma ky: Kyran
Alvin: Alec
Little shit: Funneh
Whiny bitch: Gold
In the closet: Evan

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Lucas:
• Y do grown adults act like champagne taste heavenly this shit taste like alligator ashes💀💀

Whiny Bitch:
• Wha... why are you drink champagne???

Lucas:
• I found it in the cabinet back at the farm-

Whiny bitch:
• you shouldn't be drinking champagne 💀💀💀

Lucas:
• mama needs their night juice 😜😜✌✌

Alvin:
• Lucas you're a minor

Lucas:
• aren't we ageless here?

Alvin:
• IDK I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH A CRISS TODAY
• CRISIS*

Little shit:
• ALLEEEECCCCCCC

Alvin:
• WHAAAAATATTTTT

little shit:
• Kyran won't drive me to McDonald's

Alvin:
• hes right
• McDonald's sucks
• tell him to take you to Burger King

Little shit:
• BUT I LIKE MCDONALD'S MORREE
• wait he said he's taking me to "Alec's"

Alvin:
• I'm not home??☠☠

In the closet:
• he means wendy's

Alvin:
• y would he call Wendy's my name-
• Wait
• OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lucas:
• Alec
• you want some champagne?

Alvin:
• .
• y do you have champagne-

Lucas:
• why do you keep asking dumb questions.

Little shit:
• lucas
• you wanna help me convince Kyran to take us to McDonald's?
• I'll pay you w 20 chicken nuggets

Lucas:
• OK
• YEAH

Little shit:
• good good
• I've taught you well
• but first
• we have to beg alec to talk to Kyran to make him drive us there

Alvin:
• NO
• FOR THE LAST TIME NO

Little shit:
• WHHHHYYYYY

Alvin:
• you're malemom is the boss

Lucas:
• BAHAHA "MALEMOM"

Little shit:
• TELL YOURE MALEWIFE TO PLEAASE JUST DRIVE ME
• IM GON PAY W MY OWN MONEYYY
• ILL GET YOU SOMETHING TOOOOOOOOO

Alvin:
• NO
• IM NOT

Lucas:
• *sips alligator Ashes flavored champagne*

Kai:
• since when did Kyran alec and Funneh have a family dynamic

Whiny bitch:
• Ever since Funneh decided her biological mom could rot in hell

Kai:
• .
• oh
• oh that's personal ain't it-

Little shit:
• NAHHH
• ILL TALK ABOUT THAT CLASSY ASS BITCH ANYDAY

Alvin:
• LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT-

Kai:
• BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE TOME TO UNPACK ALLL OF THAT-

Little shit:
• NAH IM GONNA-

Kai:
• o she typin

Alvin:
• funneh lovelovelove when you trauma dump especially that time b4 we both came out of the closet and had to fake date and we trauma dumped together in a graveyard but you retelling the story over and over again isn't gonna help, it's just gonne bring the Spain back to the surface.
• and I'll pay for you're McDonald's

Little shit:
• GASP
• YOU MADE A BASIC SENTENCE WITHOUT MISSPELLING
• you're grammar maybe still kinda off
• BUT YOU CAN SPELL

Alvin:
• oh
• FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED
• KYRAN DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE WHEN I TEXTED HIM THIS MORNING

Little shit:
• so about you paying for my McDonalds..

Alvin:
• ...
• ok fine but we're taking a bus there

Little shit:
• YIPPIE

Kai:
• brosicals I'm literally so BOOORREEDD

James:
• I invited you to come and watch trash TV w me

Kai:
• I watch only the good shit

James:
• lile what?

Kai:
• uh
• class of 09 playthrough

Lucas:
• I found a tarantula in Kyran's room

James:
• WHAT

Kai:
• EWWWW

Momma ky:
• oh
• That's just Gary :D

Kai:
• A TARANTULA NAMED GARY?
• WHERE DID YOU GET A TARANTULA

Momma ky:
• idk
• He kinda just spawned during that period in my life where I bedrotted after school for lile a year

Kai:
• damn
• now i feel bad for laughing

Momma ky:
• nah you can laugh
• i dont really care

Lucas:
• literally almost everyone here has
trauma☠☠

Kai:
• I can tell☠

Momma ky:
• Evelyn's like the only sane person here
• we love her for it

Evelyn:
• oh thanks

Momma ky:
• you're welcome-
• uhh

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I'm craving chocolate covered strawberries.

Theres this place like an hour away from me called "Devour" and their chocolate covered strawberries with cream filling taste lile HEAVEN😩😩

I'm gonna miss that place

Bye