.
Kyran: (I tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in Morse code)
Meghan: Why are you blinking so much?
Kyran: I have something in my eye-
Meghan: here let me get it out-
Kyran: No thank you! ...I don't wanna die-
Sarahsan: Hello, sir was blinking at me is this because you're date is a freak?
Kyran not wanting to have to deal with Sarahsan: ....No
Sarahsan: Very good then. *walks away*
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Evan: Are you guys d-
Kai: Depressed?
Evan: Delusional?
Alec: Disliked by family?
Kyran: Drained emotionally and physically?
Prince: -Done with you're work... what is wrong with you people...
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Kyran if he ever got into a fight: THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW IM RIGHT- I HAVE YOU'RE PERFECT FORMULA-
Kyran:
RECEIPTS👏TIMELINE👏SCREEMSHOTS👏F#CKING-👏-EVERYTHING👏 TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE A F#CKING BULLY AND A F#CKING TRO-
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Felicia: When I die and you go up to the podium, I want you to go-
Felicia: ...
Felicia: ...✨She ate✨
Brittany: HAH- I be like-
Brittany: ...*dramatic sniff*
Brittany: ...Honestly....
Brittany: ......
Brittany: .....✨work✨
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Aly to Alec randomly: You have smooooth brain, no ridges or lumps, or valleys or bumps.
Aly: All ideas slide right off-
Aly: like a water slide.
Aly: Smooooooooth briaan :)
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Prince: Hey, were you popular in high school?
Evan: I was but no one knew it.
Prince: But.. how. Can you be popular but no one know it..?
Evan: Well, you see, I was a band kid which meant that I quietly resided at the very top of the high school social hierarchy without anyone else noticing I was there.
Prince: How is that true..??
Evan: Well, ask yourself this: What is the criteria of being popular in high school? 1: Every ATLEAST kinda likes you and 2: No body especially thinks yourself lame, you're invited to every party.
Evan: Most band Kids check all the boxes
Prince: Well I don't know about ALL the boxes. Like for one, I dont think band kids were invited to EVERY party
Evan: Oh really, well let me ask you this, at you're 'big high school parties' who would supply the alchohol?
Prince: Well, whoever had an ID right, so in my high school the two guys with the most believable ID's were these two... band.. kids..
Evan: Like I said, Band kids are popularity ninjas, you do jot see us, you do not hear us, yet we are right there.
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Kyran: Alright.. I'm going now-
Alec: Hey..! be safe..
Kyran: ...I will
Alec: ...good..
*3 seconds later*
Evan: ✨be safe✨
Prince: ✨I'll be so safe✨
Alec: Can you guys stop?
Evan: ✨We just wanna be safe..✨
Alec: I'm gonna kill you...
Prince: But how will we be ✨safe✨
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Lucas looking up from their phone: Guess what.
Kyran: What?
Lucas: Oh you have to guess.
Kyran: I don't know..
Lucas: Moms in the hospita-
Kyran immediately grabbing his phone: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT-
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(Funneh VS Gold getting ready.
Funneh after brushing her teeth: That's fine.
VS
Gold locking herself in the bathroom and looking at her self in the mirror: Oh, this will not do.
*Insert whole montague of Gold spraying endless amounts of hairspray and dry shampoo into her hair*
Gold starting on her makeup: Alright- we want light and natural-
*2 seconds later*
Gold looking at her foundatiom: Is this full coverage?
Gold: ✨Glow baby, glow✨
Gold: OH GOD IM RUNNING LATE-
*More hairspray noises*
Gold:
✨I'm late but I am the moment✨
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Felicia: Hey Kyran, are you ftee tonight, specifically at 7:30PM?
Kyran: Uhh... yeah..?
Felicia: And you Alec?
Alec: Yeah, why?
Felicia: Good, because I'm not, you two go hang out without me, bye, enjoy you're date.*Leaves the cafe*
Alec: Did she just-
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Funneh asking out of curiosity: What is one thing you memorized a while ago but can still recite today fir no reaso-
Alec slamming the lunch table: YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!
Kyran at the otherside of the table: You have done that yourself!
Alec: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!
Kyran: YOU'RE ANGER AND LUST FOR POWER HAVE ALREADY DONE SO.
Kyran: YOU HAVE LET THSI DARK LORD TWIST YOU'RE MIND UNTIL NOW YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU'VE SWORN TO DESTROY....
Alec: Don't lecture me Obi-wan... I see the lies through the Jedi, I don't fear the dark side as you do!
Alec: I have brought peace! Freedom! Security! Justice! to my new empire!
Kyran: You're new empire?!
Alec: don't make me kill you...
Kyran: Anakin, my alliance is to the republic TO DEMOCRACY!
Alec: if you're not with me... then you're my enemy...
Kyran: I will do what I must...
Alec: You will try....
Alec and Kyran at the same time: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Funneh tearing up and clapping: Beautiful, beautiful...
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(Kylec coffee shop AU is STILL in the works, it's coming soon, I promise, It's slow burn but it's worth it I promise.)
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