incorrect quotes. but make some of them sad.

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☆•☆I have no idea what to dooo☆•☆

Kyran: Why are you so mean to me sometimes?

Alec: Because when we were kids I promised you I would beat up anyone who hurt you and you hurt yourself the most.

Alec: I CANT FIND MY CHAPSTICK.

Funneh: I BURNT MY FRIES. THIS IS A SERIES IF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

Alec: WE AREN'T FUNCTIONING ADULTS.

Kyran: This is terrible.

Ky, you've only been there for 5:Alec
Minutes-

Funneh: *gets hit by a car*

Passerby: ARE YOU OKAY???

Funneh: wait... please.. I need.. my.. phone...

Funneh entering the groupchat: LOLLLL GUYS GUESS WTF JUST HAPPENED ABAHHA

Alec: *lays across table infront of Kyran* "hey ba-" *table breaks, spaghetti slamming in his face.*

Valerie: *kisses Kai's cheek*

*beeping noises*

Valerie: what's that noise?

Kai looking down at his watch: *Warning, abnormal heart rate.*

Kyran: Was I really made with so little in me that all I'm worth is the creation but not the inspiration?

(We're doing sad ones now that I think relat to them 💅💅💅)

Kyran: it's hard to forget you're past when it's written all over you're body.

(✨☆ plans☆✨)

Rachel(alec's mom): HIIII ZACHERY! (alec's dad)

Rachel: IF YOURE GONNA BE THE ROLE OF AN ABSENT FATHER COULD YOU ATLEAST BE ABSENT????

Kyran, either sleep deprived or high, looking up at the sky: Evelyn... is the moon big...???

Evelyn, equally sleep deprived, looking up at the very much abnormally large moon: WeLl YeS KYRAN I do suppoosee it is QUITE BiG-

Alec, desperately trying to write a love letter for Kyran like how Kyran dose for him: I like pizza, you like pizza, I'm bad a poems, kiss me :)

WIATWIATWIAT YOU WANNA SEE A ORIGINAL POEM I MADE AS A OLD SHATTERED GLASS DRAFT???

"For every star I see, when I look at you my world is complete. In the night when I think I'm nothing you come over and build me up to something, I don't know how to show you but I truley wish to repay you, to give you the love and care and take you anywhere, I love you Alec and I hope you do to..."

I DID THAT MYSELF ABAYAHH AND USUALLY I HATE POEMS- I just never liked doing them but then I wrote into Kyran's character that he would be a writer and would have a dream of one day being an author so I was like "okay if I'm gonna do that I gotta actually know how to do poems and stuff-" so I was just tryna practice :P

And I did that poem like' way back in atleast February of this year (2024).

Okay enough yapping more quotes stuff.

Felicia: BRITTANY, BRITTANY!!

Felicia: MACHA AND GREEN TEA ARE NOT THE FREAKING SAME THING YOU IDIOT DUCK LIPPED SLAG!!

Kai when he first meets Valerie: Could I play an important role on you're future wedding...?

Kai: Like the groom?


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