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Kyran: Dashing through the halls

Evan: with my teacher up my ass.

Evelyn: I have to take a test.

Kyran: I really hope you pass.

Evan: This school is actually hell. I can't even spell. You got to get to class right now if you wanna make the bell.

Evan: OHHHH JINGLE BELLS

Kyran: KILL OURSELVES.

Evan: HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH

Kyran: IM SO DONE, THIS ISN'T FUN

Kyran: THERE GOSE MY GPA

Evan: AYYYY

Celeste: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Ava(Yandere): CELESTE YOURE ON FUCKING FIRE STOP FLIRTING.

(During Funneh's funeral)

Gold: Can.. can I just be alone with her fir a moment?

Random character idrk: Okay.. *leaves*

Gold: *leans over open casket.* yeah no you're definitely not dead.

Funneh: BUT IT WAS GOOD APRIL FOOLS THO???

Gold: Funneh... it's OCTOBER

Jacen (Evan's lil brother: This is bullshit!

Evan: Watch you're fucking language!

Alec: Y'know, I never understood why we can't see eye to eye.

Elijah: That's because you're too short.

Alec: ...

Alec: LISTEN HERE YOU SLENDERMAN LOOKIN' ASS-

(Elijah is horrifyingly tall and Alec is shorter then average so Alec just looks like a child compared to Elijah-)

(Elijah is horrifyingly tall and Alec is shorter then average so Alec just looks like a child compared to Elijah-)

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(Basically this but Alec just a SMIDGE shorter-)

Evelyn: Am I gonna have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?

Funneh: Well since you ate the last slice of pizza yesterday, today you have an enemy.

Elijah: Dude you look terrible today what happened?

Celeste: I fell

Elijah: off what?

Celeste: You're ego. Surprised the fall didn't kill me.

Kyran: Uhh... are you alright...?

Alec: oh sorry, I stop functioning when I see pretty people.

Kyran: ...

Kyran: You smooth little shit-

Alec: You wanna tease and annoy each other for the next 50 years?

Kyran: ...Are you proposing?

Alec: Yup!

(In the future-)

Ava(yandere): I feel like I know you from somewhere...

Meghan: Me too... where have I seen you...

*long pause*

Both: PRISON!

Ahahahhahahha posted something so ppl know I'm not dead HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

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