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✨*jazz hands*✨

Kyran: I can feel my bones and it's f#cking nauseating.

Alec: ...

Kai: ...

Kyran; woah- sorry guys, that was kinda a lot...

Kyran: ANYWAY to finish off this therapy session I would like us to-

Celeste: Elijah, are you high?

Elijah: am I whaaaa???

Celeste: high?

Elijah: ...

Elijah: Hi :)

Gold: I dont want to be buff like men that look pretty
Gold: I WANT TO BE BUFF LIKE BITCH WHO FIGHT BEARS IN THE FOREST.

Alec: I don't eat them because their dinosaurs. I eat them because THEIR FREAKING CHICKEN NUGGETS-

Prince: Well, I'm allergic to cats so I can't be around that thing

Kyran: Well, first of all, she is my child

Kyran in season 2 when Prince first showed up: He's just a self-absorbed prick

Funneh: you haven't explained what he did.

Kyran: He breathed.

Lucas: "OhHhH, yOu UsE tHeY/tHeM, WhAt ArE yOu? PluRaL"
Lucas: YEEESSSS
...
Lucas: IM THREE DOGS IN A TRENCHCOAT
...
Lucas: AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH-

Kyran: You're eyes look nice in the sunlight :)

Alec: Thanks I got them for my birthday-

(You can fight me all you want but Alec is most definitely the type to not be able to handle compliments when it's being said by someone he GENUINELY loves-)

*insert Funneh getting insulted by someone.*

Funneh: *looks at Evelyn
Funneh: can I say a no no word?

Evelyn let her say her a no no word

Gold: So apparently I'm dramatic

Kyran: Yes, I am always, silently, correcting you're grammar.

(Alec, Kyran picking up Funneh from detention (Their basically a family to the rest of the gang)

Alec: Funneh, why did you hit that other kid?

Funneh: He pulled my hair

Alec: Bad job.

Alec: You should've stabbed him

Kyran: Alec NO-

Alec: They have Pencils and pencil sharpeners for a reason!

Incorrect quotes but it's YHS characters as kids- (besides their parents)

Brittany holding up a pet rock: this is Rocco!

Brittany: say hi Rocco!

*silence...*

Brittany: yeah! Rocco says hello :)

Kyran: Kyran didn't hear anything!

Evan's dad: 🎶So Raise a glass to freedom🎶

Evan: Raise a glass?

Evan's dad: raise a glass

Evan: Glass of what?

Evan's dad: Apple juice

Evan: 👹DELICIOUS👹

Brittany: Oh! Rocco's got a lot of things he wants to do!

Kyran: of course 😒

Alec: IM NOT GONNA PLAY WITH BRITTANY ANYMORE!

Alec: THIS. PLAY. DATE. IS. OVER!!!

*insert little Alec stomping to the door of the tree house.*

Brittany: WIAT WOAT WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING???

...

Alec: ALASKA

Kyran: ...it's faster Ifyou drive-

...

Alec: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Alec: Onions, garlic, celery-

Alec: 💅✨Bawlsamick vineaugah✨💅

Alec: that's a big word for me :D

Gold when her mom said she couldn't have any candy: IM GONNA SUE-

Gold: S.U.E EQUAL MONEEEYYYYY-

Funneh: I DONT CARE ABOUT MY BOO BOO'S!!

Funneh: I WANNA KEEP PLAY OUTSIDE-

Alec: didn't that bully just punch you in the arm....?

Kyran: he did?

Alec: Yeah...

Kyran: PFFT- Sorry! Kyran has a slow reaction tim- AAAAAHHHHH-

Alec being left in the treehouse: ...Kyran..? Brittany....?

...

Alec: ...samantha..?

Alec: PFFFT- I DON'T- I don't know samantha- Haha ha- *random sobbing*


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