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Alec: Alright, I'm going in to get drinks. What dose everyone want?

Evelyn: Oh, just get me glacier cherry Gatorade.

Alec: ...
Alec: I'm going in for drinks, what do you want??

Evelyn: ...the white one..

Alec getting out of the car: that's more like it, glacier flippin' cherry my a-

Lauren(Kyrans mom): Studies show that having a ladder in you're house is more dangerous then a loaded gun. That's why I keep TEN GUNS throughout my house and one to my son to make sure no crazy maniac sneaks a ladder inside.

Elijah: In you're defense you're honor, I simply do not vine with the law

Evelyn: Okay, okay.. sound this out.

Prince: Oh.. uhmm.. one-fis-huhhhh.. twoh-fis... huhhh...

James: Are you serious?

Prince: Oh shut up, you picked a hard one on purpose!

Evelyn: It's a docter Seuss book, you fucking dipshit!

Alec as soon as Evan was introduced in the series for no reason at all: Are you painting?

Evan: No... why do you ask?

Alec: Because I want to fucking hang you.

Alec: few... I'm doing good at keeping my crush a secret..

Kyran: Hey Alec! Can I talk to you for a sec?

Alec tripping on air: I have to gay- go- i gotta gay- GO, I GOTTA GO-

Brittany: I'm geh
Brittany: gau
Brittany: homisec-
Brittany: HORMOSEXUAK-
Brittany: ...

Brittany: WOMEN

Felicia: It's okay, take you're time.

Alec: Birth is a curse and life is a prison so, screw it and let me smoke and drink capri-suns in my bedroom.

Kyran: you believe me?

Funneh: Kyran, you're the last good person on this earth. I'd believe you if you told me birds braided you're hair this morning.

Kyran: If he cheats on you put hair remover in his shampoo, you wanna act like Andr3w tate you're gonna look like him too.

*Gold writing that down*

Lucas: If you spell skeletons backwards it spells skeletons!

Kyran: Ah yes, cant wait for Halloween so I can see some snoteleks.

Evan: Cooking together is NOT romantic, get out of my damn way.

Kyran: I cannot go through anymore character development. If I go through any more development I gonna develop into a villain.

Alec: I'm high, I made hamburger helper wit no milk. Dis shit taste lile cargo pants.

Evelyn; ...how do you know what cargo pants taste like...

Alec: I be in situations..

Kyran at a funeral kneeling down at the coffin: Who's thinking outside the box now, Meghan?

Alec: Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by.

Funneh: I almost threw a hammer across my room to shut a door. The only reason I stopped myself was because I thought it wouldn't close the door.

WAGAHAGAHHAGAG Buh byee.:P

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