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alastor hits his head

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Creepyradiodeer: Okay. What the hell is happening.

Gayspider: whatddya mean?

Creepyradiodeer: Are you sick or something? You haven't made a sex joke for two days.

Gayspider: uhm

Gayspider: why would I do that?

Creepyradiodeer: I don't know. You just do. It's like you can't go ten seconds without gay sex.

Gayspider: what?

Gayspider: bro im ace

Gayspider: I don't like sex

Gayspider: and I'm homophobic. Gay is a sin. I'm straighter than a pole.

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT.

needmorewhiskey: u good?

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT THE FUCK.

Creepyradiodeer: Next thing you're going to tell me is that Husker isn't an alcoholic.

needmorewhiskey: what? Dude I'm not?

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. YES YOU ARE. I LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOU DRINK WATER.

needmorewhiskey: water is all I drink?

Creepyradiodeer: LIES. WHAT, AND YOU DON'T GAMBLE?

needmorewhiskey: I never stepped one foot in a casino?

Creepyradiodeer: YOU FUCKING LIAR.

Gayspider: dude chill

Adamkiller: are you okay sir?

Creepyradiodeer: NO. I'M NOT.

Adamkiller: well u guys have a bug problem

Adamkiller: gonna have to order more bug spray

Bitchasslesbian: of course! I'll order it right away!

princessofhell: can y'all shut the fuck up for crying out loud

Gayspider: sorry ma'am

princessofhell: you better be sorry. You don't want what happened last time to reoccur, now do you, angel?

Gayspider: NO YOUR MAJESTY

princessofhell: good.

princessofhell: why are you even texting husk? Get your ass back to work.

needmorewhiskey: yes ma'am, it won't happen again.

princessofhell: better not.

Creepyradiodeer: EXCUSE ME. BUG SPRAY? "MA'AM"?! WHAT THE HELL.

TheBigBossofHellHimself: Do you have a problem with how my daughter is addressed?

Creepyradiodeer: No. But this isn't how ANY of you usually act.

princessofhell: yes it is. Now get your ass back to work too. Or I'll rip u limb from limb and listen to your screams every night.

Creepyradiodeer: Oh.

Gayspider: don't talk back to them

Creepyradiodeer: Right.

TheBigBossofHellHimself: Do we have a problem?

Creepyradiodeer: No...

Gayspider: No your Highness. We'd never disrespect your majesty.

TheBigBossofHellHimself: Good.

TheBigBossofHellHimself: And work on your grammar. It's terrible.

Gayspider: Yes, sir.

princessofhell: BACK TO WORK.

Creepyradiodeer: Yes, ma'am.

Bitchasslesbian: calm down babe..

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: Who told you to speak? Do you want to get burned to ashes?

Bitchasslesbian: No, sir.

Creepyradiodeer: ...

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: Only speak when you are spoken to. Brat.

Bitchasslesbian: Yes, sir.

Creepyradiodeer: What the fuck...

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princessofhell: guys omg what do I do what do I do???

Bitchasslesbian: calm down sweetie, what happened?

princessofhell: alastor tripped and hit his head!! His head is bleeding!!

Bitchasslesbian: omg stay there im omw

needmorewhiskey: HAH

needmorewhiskey: god I wish I could've seen that.

princessofhell: this isn't funny!! He could be seriously hurt!!

Gayspider: but I bet it was so funny seeing him fall 💀

princessofhell: guys!

Gayspider: okok im sorry but like LMAO

QueenoftheCannibals: I for one am very concerned, keep me updated on his condition?

princessofhell: ofc Rosie!!

QueenoftheCannibals: thanks

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: wait, he fell? AND hit his head?

princessofhell: yes!! And hes unconscious!!

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: LOL

princessofhell: dad!

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: I mean oh no... hope hes okay..

princessofhell: really?

Australianbombs: please tell me u got a video recording

princessofhell: no??? Guys he's injured!! Stop laughing!

Bitchasslesbian: he's gonna be fine guys he just has a concussion

needmorewhiskey: stop I'm literally getting tears from laughing so hard

Gayspider: same my stomach hurts 💀

princessofhell: guys!!

TheBigBossOfHellHimself: I'm literally rolling on the floor I'M SORRY

princessofhell: omg...