Look at that I'm not dead guys ahaha uhm idek what I was doing give me ideas pls I crave them
Australianbombs: I was thinking
Australianbombs: husk got some gay ass hands
needmorewhiskey: what
Australianbombs: what them claws so big for?
Australianbombs: grabbing twinks waists? 🤨
needmorewhiskey: WHAT
Creepyradiodeer: What the hell is a “twink”.
Australianbombs: you 🤨🫵
Creepyradiodeer: Excuse me?
Australianbombs: what them deer ears for?
Australianbombs: to listen to gay men's moans better??? 🤨
Creepyradiodeer: …
VoxTek: can they be my moans..? 🥺
Creepyradiodeer: Hell no.
Gayspider: a turkey stretched ur asshole no dick wants to go in there
VoxTek: OMG stfu I hate you, you stupid dumb ugly bitch
Gayspider: u just jealous my holes tighter than yours 🤭
VoxTek: you fucking whore I'll shove a damn toaster up your ass and then throw you into a bath and watch you electrocute yourself
VoxTek: and I'll keep replacing the damn toaster every time you fucking come back so you can keep electrocuting yourself to death until I'm fucking satisfied
Gayspider: …
needmorewhiskey: wtf
princessofhell: that's… morbid.
Australianbombs: erm what the sigma
Gayspider: what do I even say to that
Gayspider: im changing my user
VoxTek: you should change it to ugly [bad word for gay]
princessofhell: no hate speech please!!!
Australianbombs: why are y'all beefing so hard wtf happened like actually
Australianbombs: also change my user too
SexyBitchInDrag: erm change it urself
Australianbombs: 😔
SexyBitchInDrag: what we thinking of this chat?? 😘
Adamkiller: yas bitch slay 💅💅💅
SexyBitchInDrag: ty niffty
iMakeitGoBoom: did I eat too?
Adamkiller: yasss 💅💅💅
SexyBitchInDrag: ate and left no crumbs 💅🔥✨
thiscathasaproblem: angel change my damn
SexyBitchInDrag: but
SexyBitchInDrag: its true
iMakeitGoBoom: oh so u change his user but not mind? I see how it is 😔
SexyBitchInDrag: u said i was as flat as paper
iMakeitGoBoom: and? where was the cap? 😔
SexyBitchInDrag: 🖕
iMakeitGoBoom: I got pissed on for u 😔😔😔
thiscathasaproblem: ANGEL
SexyBitchInDrag: fine
SexyBitchInDrag: better? 🥰
CatintheHatbutDrunk: how tf is this better
iMakeitGoBoom: 💀
iMakeitGoBoom: just change it yourself?
CatintheHatbutDrunk: idk how
CatintheHatbutDrunk: angel has my password
iMakeitGoBoom: mistake number 1 why tf did u give him ur password
CatintheHatbutDrunk: he made the account…
iMakeitGoBoom: oh right forgot ur ass too old and drunk to get up to date with technology 💀
Bitchwhyyourhairsobig: hah boomer
Bitchwhyyourhairsobig: wait who tf
SexyBitchInDrag: valid question ngl ur pigtails bigger than my how long my life span was
BetterLookingThanAllYall: stfu bitch try that again and see what happens
SexyBitchInDrag: 🙄
CatintheHatbutDrunk: like ur short ass can do anything
BetterLookingThanAllYall: I'll turn vox's dream into a reality bitch
BigBossOfHellHimself: why did you change ur names now I'm confused
BigBossOfHellHimself: who's who 😭
SexyBitchInDrag: im angel
SexyBitchInDrag: the “better looking than y'all” liar is the short girl from the vees
BetterLookingThanAllYall: bitch.
SexyBitchInDrag: make it boom is the tall mike wazowski
iMakeitGoBoom: excuse me????
SexyBitchInDrag: @ CatintheHatbutDrunk is the drunk grumpy shadow wannabe that sleeps at the bar all of the time
CatintheHatbutDrunk: no way ur srsly comparing me to a damn emo hedgehog rn
SexyBitchInDrag: i am
BigBossOfHellHimself: ohhhhh okay I got it now thx
BigBossOfHellHimself: wait I wanna see him say “where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald”
CatintheHatbutDrunk: I am NOT saying that
CatintheHatbutDrunk: and how tf are u so cultured??
BigBossOfHellHimself: hey it gets real lonely in that castle all by myself so I play sonic games okay??
BigBossOfHellHimself: gotta have breaks from making ducks all day you know
SexyBitchInDrag: craziest lore drop, Lucifer plays sonic games???
CatintheHatbutDrunk: was not expecting this tbh
BigBossOfHellHimself: I even made my own duck oc 🥰 wanna see??
princessofhell: alright dad, time to get you to bed 😊
BigBossOfHellHimself: but… my ocs ☹️
princessofhell: just uh show em later
princessofhell: it's time for ur afternoon nap
BigBossOfHellHimself: okay..
SexyBitchInDrag: kinda wanted to see his oc ngl
princessofhell: no. You don't.
SexyBitchInDrag: ???
Random thought but if velvette was a kpop stan what kpop groups would she listen too
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Fanfichazbin hotel characters but they have a discord server if u got any silly ideas u can share <3
