Ik I just posted yesterday but this one just came to me and I want to write a valentines themed one too for tmrw so that means three crack chapters in the span of three days I am on a roll
♥*♡∞:｡.｡ Husk and Angel's DMS ｡.｡:∞♡*♥
SexyBitchInDrag: @ CatintheHatbutDrunk
SexyBitchInDrag: I want da say gex
CatintheHatbutDrunk: it's like 4 in the afternoon
SexyBitchInDrag: and?
CatintheHatbutDrunk: and I'm not fucking u
SexyBitchInDrag: u neva give me da sex 😔
SexyBitchInDrag: just once please
SexyBitchInDrag: i wont tell anyone
CatintheHatbutDrunk: no
SexyBitchInDrag: fine but at least tell me why :((
CatintheHatbutDrunk: no
SexyBitchInDrag: its okay if ur shy pookie u can tell me
SexyBitchInDrag: i dont judge 🥰
CatintheHatbutDrunk: ...
SexyBitchInDrag: i promise u can trust me
CatintheHatbutDrunk: fine
CatintheHatbutDrunk: I physically cannot have sex with you because
SexyBitchInDrag: becuz?
CatintheHatbutDrunk: uh
SexyBitchInDrag: its ok go on 🥰
CatintheHatbutDrunk: ive been neutered...
SexyBitchInDrag: ..?
SexyBitchInDrag: what?
SexyBitchInDrag: is this a joke?
CatintheHatbutDrunk: no
SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT DO U MEAN UR NEUTERED
CatintheHatbutDrunk: you know what that means
SexyBitchInDrag: SO U DONT HAVE BALLS?!
CatintheHatbutDrunk: I really don't want to get into specifics
SexyBitchInDrag: WAS IT ALASTOR??? DID HE GO SNIP SNIP?!
CatintheHatbutDrunk: I regret everything
SexyBitchInDrag: IM GONA
CatintheHatbutDrunk: angel?
CatintheHatbutDrunk: angel?!
♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ The Hazbin Hotel Server ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛
SexyBitchInDrag: @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer @ Creepyradiodeer
Creepyradiodeer: What?
SexyBitchInDrag: U NEUTERED MY POOKIE?!
CatintheHatbutDrunk: ANGEL WTF
iMakeitGoBoom: I wish I was Jamal. 19
Creepyradiodeer: Excuse me, what the hell is "pookie"?
Creepyradiodeer: I don't think anyone explained that.
SexyBitchInDrag: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
SexyBitchInDrag: did u neuter husk ☹️
Creepyradiodeer: Yes, I suppose I did. Why?
SexyBitchInDrag: WHY WOULD U DO THAT HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FICK
Creepyradiodeer: Well. Sounds like a you problem.
bitchasslesbian: I'm sorry why couldn't take this to DMS tf
SexyBitchInDrag: he won't let strangers dm him and we arent friended this is the only place i could take this
BigBossOfHellHimself: idk you could've like talked to him in person or something 😐
SexyBitchInDrag: oh
CatintheHatbutDrunk: great now everyone knows I don't have balls.
iMakeitGoBoom: I wish I didn't know how to read
BetterLookingThanAllYall: bro so he like straight snipped em off? 💀
VoxTek: you're going on national television
CatintheHatbutDrunk: WHAT
VoxTek: try to delete it it's too late I screen recorded and took screenshots of EVERYTHING
SexyBitchInDrag: ...chat i think im single again
princessofhell: husk why are u on the news
Adamkiller: damn that was quick
CatintheHatbutDrunk: what does it say..?
princessofhell: here I'll record
princessofhell: *insert a video recording of the tv with Katie Killjoy saying this: "This just in, former Overlord Husk has shown light on the fact that he is BALLLESS he has NO BALLS, literally. Seeing these texts from a Discord server sent by the one and only Vox, it is shown that Alastor had him NEUTERED. I repeat, Alastor SNIPPED off his balls..."*
princessofhell: omg wait wth
bitchasslesbian: girl you didn't read up 😭
princessofhell: no?!
VoxTek: now all of hell knows that what u get when you tear my bf to shreds u ugly furry
SexyBitchInDrag: husk im sorry i wasnt thinking 😰
CatintheHatbutDrunk: it's fine everything is fine
Adamkiller: everything is not fine he stuffed himself in the bottom cabinets
SexyBitchInDrag: baby ☹️☹️☹️
VoxTek: fucking neutered ass
SexyBitchInDrag: thats it ur BANNED
VoxTek: what
*VoxTek got banned.*
iMakeitGoBoom: fucking finally
princessofhell: yknow what at this point take velvette out too
SexyBitchInDrag: yes maam
BetterLookingThanAllYall: whatev
*BetterLookingThanAllYall got banned.*
iMakeitGoBoom: quite unfortunate circumstances but hey at least I can add pentious back!
*SirPrecious joins the server.*
SirPrecious: finally it took y'all long enough to get rid of them 😭
SirPrecious: what happened?
CatintheHatbutDrunk: Don't. Read. Up.
SirPrecious: huh? Why?
Creepyradiodeer: He just got embarrassed on national television.
SirPrecious: huh?! About what?
iMakeitGoBoom: you don't want to know TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
YOU ARE READING
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