lucifer is short

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Warning for arcane references nothing spoiling but uh it is random especially for non arcane fans so I apologize for my obsessions crossing over when I was writing, it won't happen again (this is not a promise)

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SexyBitchInDrag: guys I made the hottest men list

SexyBitchInDrag: oh and good news dw about val hes erm

CatintheHatbutDrunk: decommissioned.

SexyBitchInDrag: yeah

iMakeitGoBoom: context??

SexyBitchInDrag: so in fifth place and one is the hottest man to ever exist btw and in five is alastor 6/10 but would fuck

Creepyradiodeer: Why am I on your list in the first place. Get me off.

SexyBitchInDrag: no

SexyBitchInDrag: in 4th place is lucifer 7.8/10 I bit short but salvageable

BigBossOfHellHimself: I was about to celebrate until the short comment 😒

iMakeitGoBoom: I agree with angel Lucifer is a SMASH

princessofhell: wtf

SexyBitchInDrag: in 3rd is asmodeus 10/10 I mean it's the sin of lust OFC he's my celebrity crush 😍

iMakeitGoBoom: makes sense

SexyBitchInDrag: and in 2nd is my husky wusky @ CatintheHatbutDrunk 😘

iMakeitGoBoom: wait why only 2nd

CatintheHatbutDrunk: damn

SexyBitchInDrag: becuz number one is reserved for Jayce Talis from Arcane 🤭

SexyBitchInDrag:

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I should've never watched that dumb show with you

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CatintheHatbutDrunk: I should've never watched that dumb show with you

iMakeitGoBoom: I mean he is fine 🤭

SexyBitchInDrag: exactlyyyy u get me

SexyBitchInDrag: mel didn't deserve that sex scene that shouldve been me 😔

CatintheHatbutDrunk: please stfu

SexyBitchInDrag: like u wasn't eyeing ambessa I saw u, u hypocrite

*Husk never went offline so fast*

iMakeitGoBoom: wow 😭

SexyBitchInDrag: says absolutely everything

Creepyradiodeer: Angel, I swear. GET ME OFF THAT LIST.

SexyBitchInDrag: no

BigBossOfHellHimself: he's just jealous I beat him on a list

Creepyradiodeer: Incorrect, you fucking gnome.

BigBossOfHellHimself: GNOME?! I'M NOT THAT SHORT

Creepyradiodeer: How could anyone tell?

BigBossOfHellHimself: apparently not you since you seem to be visually impaired.

Creepyradiodeer: Says the person whose wife left him. You do see she's no longer here, right?

BigBossOfHellHimself: neither is your mother and yet you STILL yap about her damn nasty ass jambalaya

SexyBitchInDrag: ooohh.. 😗🍿

iMakeitGoBoom: niffty go order some aloe vera we gon need some 👀

Creepyradiodeer: How about instead of insulting my MOTHER, you deal with your never ending problem with making rubber ducks?

BigBossOfHellHimself: at least my ducks have actually seen a toothbrush in their life

Creepyradiodeer: Of course you have a toothbrush dedicated to them. You brush all their non-existent teeth, too?

BigBossOfHellHimself: you're yellow brick road ass teeth are about to become non-existent if you don't stop slandering my ducks

Creepyradiodeer: I'd like to see you try.

princessofhell: NO NO HE WOULD NOT DAD

BigBossOfHellHimself: 😒

bitchasslesbian: this server is too chaotic.

princessofhell: Mhm ☹️

SexyBitchInDrag: i love it

iMakeitGoBoom: the more chaos the better

VoxTek: WHO TF MAULED VAL LIKE A DAMN ANIMAL AND LEFT HIM BADLY BREATHING IN AN ALLEYWAY??

iMakeitGoBoom: HUH

SexyBitchInDrag: oh no... how could that have happened... thats so tragic and sad and traumatizing

SexyBitchInDrag: ugh how must i go on.. 😣

BetterLookingThanAllYall: mk we get it. 😒

SexyBitchInDrag: im just so saddened and disheartened by this terrible news 💔

iMakeitGoBoom: ... angel-?

SexyBitchInDrag: oh no.. some how so suspiciously his account has been removed and banned from the server who couldve done that...

BetterLookingThanAllYall: really?

BetterLookingThanAllYall: you're literally the admin.

SexyBitchInDrag: how long shall my dear boss be in the hospital becuz im so so sad and depressed about his hospitalization 😢

iMakeitGoBoom: boy stop playing 😭

VoxTek: ONE OF YOU BITCHES DID IT I KNOW

VoxTek: THE DOCTORS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG HE'LL BE IN THAT HOW BAD HIS CONDITION IS.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: oopsie

iMakeitGoBoom: wtf did y'all do 😭

VoxTek: OFC IT WAS THAT FURRY BITCH

SexyBitchInDrag: hey just becuz ur bf is in critical condition doesnt mean u have to go for mine ☹️💔

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I didn't do shit

VoxTek: YES IT WAS I KNOW IT WAS HE HAD CLAW MARKS ON HIM AND SHIT TOO

VoxTek: WHEN I CATCH YOU HUSK WHEN I CATCH YOU

Creepyradiodeer: You'll do what?

VoxTek: al pookie stay out of this I'm gotta go furry hunting

Creepyradiodeer: Touch one of my souls and you'll be right next to Valentino.

VoxTek: UGH FINE

VoxTek: FUCK ALL Y'ALL

BetterLookingThanAllYall: so damn dramatic for no reason...

Creepyradiodeer: Husker...

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I ain't do nothing I swear

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I ain't go near that ugly pimp I swear on Lucifer

BigBossOfHellHimself: fucking liar

CatintheHatbutDrunk: really bruh

Creepyradiodeer: Husker.

SexyBitchInDrag: hey leave him alone Rudolf if you hurt him I'll snitch 😡

Creepyradiodeer: I beg your pardon?

SexyBitchInDrag: ill lie and say you hurt me to charlie and so she can beat your ass

Creepyradiodeer: ...

SexyBitchInDrag: u wanna try me? 🤨

Creepyradiodeer: Fine.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: THANK LUCIFER

BigBossOfHellHimself: your welcome

iMakeitGoBoom: I need a nap bro

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