VoxTek: ȟ̸̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜l̷̢̨̨̫̼͙̞͉̗͉̖̲̖̞̿̉p̸̢̻͓͎̻͙͂͒̋͒̓̃͊̐̔͘͝ m̶̥͇͈̣̏͑̿͑̃̈͛̕͠ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜
Gayspider: the hell
Gayspider: im off work today yall arent my problem
VoxTek: Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝
QueenOfTheCannibals: youre going to break the app at this rate
bitchasslesbian: the fuck is wrong with him
Gayspider: dont know
BigBossOfHellHimself: you better be in your room mister.
Gayspider: i am i swear i never left 😓
BigBossOfHellHimself: and who said you can be on your phone? Last time I checked your grounded 🤨
Gayspider: im a grown man ☹️
BigBossOfHellHimself: a grown man that's about to get his phone taken away.
Gayspider: fine 😔
BigBossOfHellHimself: grown man my ass
BigBossOfHellHimself: should've thought about that before you started pranking people. 😒
Gayspider: can i have sex tho?
BigBossOfHellHimself: do you know what “grounded” means?
BigBossOfHellHimself: hell no
Gayspider: WAAAAHHHHHHH
Gayspider: HUSK
needmorewhiskey: Nuh uh don't call on me
needmorewhiskey: thats your problem
Gayspider: 😭
needmorewhiskey: u better go offline before he takes your phone away
Gayspider: ☹️
Respectlesstehe: I feel like I missed something
Respectlesstehe: whatever
Respectlesstehe: wanna see val shove a turkey up vox's ass?
needmorewhiskey: WHAT.
QueenOfTheCannibals: no.. No I don't
bitchasslesbian: wtf
Adamkiller: SEND SEND SEND SEND SEND
Adamkiller: PLEASE PLEASE SEND SEND SEND
Adamkiller: I NEED TO SEE PLEASE
Adamkiller: ( ✧Д✧) !!
CreepyRadioDeer: Niffty. Please. Spare our eyes.
Adamkiller: OH
Adamkiller: SORRY SIR
Adamkiller: SEND TO MY DMS!!!
Respectlesstehe: …
Respectlesstehe: nvm
Adamkiller: ಥ_ಥ
Australianbombs: wait why did val shove a turkey up vox's ass???
Respectlesstehe: he got big mad
Respectlesstehe: they was arguing and vox called val “skinny gay thanos”
Australianbombs: 💀
needmorewhiskey: “skinny gay thanos” is gold
CreepyRadioDeer: Husker, who's Thanos?
needmorewhiskey: movie villain
Respectlesstehe: yeah it was brutal after that he ran all the way to the grocery store in platform heels
Respectlesstehe: which he ate that up ‼️‼️🔥🔥
CreepyRadioDeer: Ate what?
QueenOfTheCannibals: I thought he ran to the grocery store for the turkey. What's he eating?
Respectlesstehe: hes not
needmorewhiskey: did he eat something at the store?
Respectlesstehe: no??
BigBossOfHellHimself: im confused you said he ate something and now your saying he ate nothing?
QueenOfTheCannibals: yes, youre not making any sense
needmorewhiskey: did he eat the platform heels?
CreepyRadioDeer: Maybe. Can you provide more context?
Respectlesstehe: okay everyone stfu nobody ate anything
BigBossOfHellHimself: hes a moth right? Maybe he started eating the clothes in the store?
QueenOfTheCannibals: yes that'd make sense I think 🤔
Respectlesstehe: SHUT UP.
Respectlesstehe: moving on 🙄
CreepyRadioDeer: But did he eat the clothes?
Respectlesstehe: FINE SURE WHATEVER LET ME FINISH THE STORY
BigBossOfHellHimself: okay okay you can continue
Respectlesstehe: fucking Lucifer I can't tell y'all anything
Respectlesstehe: so he ran, got the raw chicken, came back and threw the turkey at voxs head breaking his screen
needmorewhiskey: oop
Respectlesstehe: but even with his screen broken he kept insulting val and val kept getting angrier and angrier
BigBossOfHellHimself: I need some popcorn
Australianbombs: already got some 🍿
Respectlesstehe: so then he took vox and started shoving the turkey up his ass
Respectlesstehe: it was pretty impressive ngl shouldve seen the way his ass stretched
CreepyRadioDeer: Okay, that's enough of THAT story.
Respectlesstehe: theyre taking him to the hospital now cuz it's stuck and his tears keep frying his cords
QueenOfTheCannibals: Valentino should get checked too those clothes can't be good for his digestive system
needmorewhiskey: nah let him get constipated
CreepyRadioDeer: I mean, it's his fault for eating clothes.
Australianbombs: ikr shouldnt have taken that detour 💀
Respectlesstehe: …
Australianbombs: permission to let angie know that his boss is going to be on the toilet for a few days? 😇
BigBossOfHellHimself: fine but just that
BigBossOfHellHimself: only because that's pretty important and eating clothes is quite serious
Australianbombs: right 💀
YOU ARE READING
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