👻 Halloween special ooo so spooky 👻
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needmorewhiskey: I ordered me a Hawaiian pizza who wants some
Gayspider: a WHAT.
needmorewhiskey: Hawaiian pizza
needmorewhiskey: it's in the lobby
Gayspider: are u planning to eat that abomination of a creation?
needmorewhiskey: yeah? That's why I ordered it? I'm being kind enough to share
Gayspider: kind..?
Gayspider: okay im giving u 10 secs to throw out that pizza
needmorewhiskey: im not throwing away a good pizza tf
Gayspider: U DONT PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA.
needmorewhiskey: omg all of y'all 'pineapple don't belong on pizza' fans need to effing chill
needmorewhiskey: I'm gon eat it becuz it's GOOD and your not going to stop me 😒
Gayspider: so be it.
☆♬○♩●♪✧♩ Two Days Later ♩✧♪●♩○♬☆
Creepyradiodeer: Has anyone seen Husker? I cannot find him anywhere.
princessofhell: oh? I thought he was at the casino?
bitchasslesbian: can't you just like, make him appear out of thin air?
Creepyradiodeer: Yes, but in order for that to work, I have to vaguely know where he is. None of his usual spots are working.
freakypimp: who cares about that furry lmao
Repectlesswithstyle: you do realize your a moth which makes you a furry too, right?
VoxTek: *you're
Repectlesswithstyle: stfu
freakypimp: you stfu
Creepyradiodeer: All of you, shut the hell up. We need to find Husker.
Creepyradiodeer: @ Gayspider
Creepyradiodeer: Do you know where he is?
Gayspider: nope
Creepyradiodeer: Really? I find it hard to believe that you don't know where your boyfriend is.
Gayspider: *FRIENDD
freakypimp: 🤨
Creepyradiodeer: Or friend, whatever, you're the closest to him. You'd know where he is.
Gayspider: sorry bbg I dont
Creepyradiodeer: If I find out you're lying...
princessofhell: ... you will do nothing becuz we shouldn't harm our guests! :)
Creepyradiodeer: 😒
Gayspider: sorry pal 😁
☆♬○♩●♪✧♩ Two Weeks Later ♩✧♪●♩○♬☆
needmorewhiskey: ANGEL WHAT THE HELL
Gayspider: did u enjoy youre vacation? 🥰
VoxTek: *your, slut
Gayspider: ...
Creepyradiodeer: Husker, where the hell were you?!
princessofhell: yeah everyone is worried sick for you!
Australianbombs: but like fr tho u got pentious crying in my dms
needmorewhiskey: ANGEL'S MAFIA FAMILY KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCEFED ME RAW PASTA FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT
Creepyradiodeer: ...
Creepyradiodeer: I knew Angel had something to do with this.
Australianbombs: LMAOO THAT'S HILARIOUS
needmorewhiskey: NO IT'S NOT
needmorewhiskey: IT WASN'T EVEN BOXED SHIT THAT SHIT WAS FRESH
needmorewhiskey: I BASICALLY JUST ATE EGG AND FLOUR FOR WEEKS
needmorewhiskey: THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME ALCOHOL
princessofhell: oh no I'm so sorry :((
Gayspider: and what did we learn?
needmorewhiskey: ...
needmorewhiskey: don't put pineapple on pizza..
Gayspider: and?
needmorewhiskey: never break the pasta.
Gayspider: wonderful! u dont have to go back! 🥰
needmorewhiskey: I COULD'VE GONE BACK?!
Creepyradiodeer: Can you at least notify me whenever you decide to kidnap one of my souls?
Gayspider: sure
Another Halloween special will post tmrw
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