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alastor learns some slang

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Creepyradiodeer: Okay, so let me get this right.

Creepyradiodeer: Saying that one, "ate", means they just did really well?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I think so

SexyBitchInDrag: yeah slay means the same thing

iMakeitGoBoom: what did I miss-

SexyBitchInDrag: we tryna teach alastor slang

Creepyradiodeer: And what does "gyat" mean?

iMakeitGoBoom: something angel doesn't have

SexyBitchInDrag: stfu

Creepyradiodeer: Intelligence?

iMakeitGoBoom: 💀

SexyBitchInDrag: im not an idiot tf

CatintheHatbutDrunk: well your not the smartest either

SexyBitchInDrag: >:(

SexyBitchInDrag: no sex for u 🖕

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I deserve that

SexyBitchInDrag: but NO al it means fat ass

Creepyradiodeer: Oh... I see.

Creepyradiodeer: What about "sigma"? Niffty keeps calling me that one.

SexyBitchInDrag: hmmmm

SexyBitchInDrag: thats like

SexyBitchInDrag: the best of the best

Creepyradiodeer: That makes a lot of sense. I guess I am "sigma".

iMakeitGoBoom: HELP

Creepyradiodeer: ?

SexyBitchInDrag: thats a way to laugh

SexyBitchInDrag: same with "💀"

Creepyradiodeer: Why? That's utterly confusing.

SexyBitchInDrag: 🤷‍♂️

Adamkiller: h-o-t t-o g-o u 🫵 can 🥫 take 🤭 me ✨ hot 🥵 to 🏃‍♂️ go ‼️

SexyBitchInDrag: thats my song 😡

Adamkiller: nuh uh

Adamkiller: you're the super graphic ultra modern girl

SexyBitchInDrag: oh my bad 🤭

Creepyradiodeer: What?

iMakeitGoBoom: it's gay shit you wouldn't understand

Creepyradiodeer: Niffty is straight?

iMakeitGoBoom: erm

SexyBitchInDrag: guys i want pentious back its boring in here

iMakeitGoBoom: he don't wanna not until the vees

SexyBitchInDrag: but they wont leaveeee val refuses

iMakeitGoBoom: rip ig

SexyBitchInDrag: wait

*＊✿❀ BETTER Hazbin group chat ❀✿＊*

*SexyBitchInDrag added iMakeitGoBoom, CatintheHatbutDrunk, SirPrecious, Adamkiller, princessofhell, QueenoftheCannibals, and BigBossOfHellHimself.*

SexyBitchInDrag: only added the cool people 😎

SirPrecious: oh?

iMakeitGoBoom: oop I see you 🤭

Adamkiller: what about Sir? ☹️

SexyBitchInDrag: erm

SexyBitchInDrag: couldnt add him cuz we like not friends on discord

Adamkiller: awh ☹️

SexyBitchInDrag: totally dont look into that

CatintheHatbutDrunk: nah it's better like this

BigBossOfHellHimself: wait

BigBossOfHellHimself: I'm considered cool???

SexyBitchInDrag: yessir

BigBossOfHellHimself: I'M GONNA CRY

SexyBitchInDrag: oh

princessofhell: u didn't add Vaggie???

SexyBitchInDrag: i dont have her friended either frfr

princessofhell: angel, are u lying?

SexyBitchInDrag: what no

SexyBitchInDrag: if i could i would add them guys trust

SexyBitchInDrag: i wouldnt like leave them out on purpose thatd be crazy

Adamkiller: wait ill just add em :3

SexyBitchInDrag: NO

SexyBitchInDrag: i mean

SexyBitchInDrag: i wouldnt want to hurt their feelings 😔

SexyBitchInDrag: so everyone has to swear to secrecy ok

princessofhell: ...

CatintheHatbutDrunk: k

iMakeitGoBoom: I swear bro 🤐

SirPrecious: i won't tell a soul

BigBossOfHellHimself: uh yeah ok

BigBossOfHellHimself: sorry everything's blurry too many tears

SexyBitchInDrag: niffty? charlie? please guys 🙏

Adamkiller: ok ಥ_ಥ

princessofhell: fine but I don't like keeping secrets from Vaggie...

SexyBitchInDrag: PSSHHHHH SHELL BE FINEEEEEEEEE

princessofhell: if u say so

SexyBitchInDrag: anygays i made this for PENTIOUS

SirPrecious: 🥹🥹🥹

SirPrecious: I love u guys

iMakeitGoBoom: ew

CatintheHatbutDrunk: welcome back ig?

SexyBitchInDrag: dont act like yall dont talk in dms

QueenoftheCannibals: I forgot discord exists and I came back in a different group chat?

SexyBitchInDrag: SHHH U CANT TELL USED TAMPON

QueenoftheCannibals: okokok 😥

BigBossOfHellHimself: USED TAMPON PLEASE I'M USING THAT

SexyBitchInDrag: as u should tbh

CatintheHatbutDrunk: that's

CatintheHatbutDrunk: how did u come up with that??

SexyBitchInDrag: idk

SirPrecious: wtf is a tampon

SexyBitchInDrag: its a piece of cotton woman put up their hooha when theyre on their period

SirPrecious: OH