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Creepyradiodeer: So, I'm curious.

Creepyradiodeer: Angel, how's your boss?

Gayspider: good, why?

Creepyradiodeer: Really? He doesn't abuse you or anything?

Gayspider: what

Gayspider: lmao why would he do that

Creepyradiodeer: I don't know. I'd just like to know how Valentino is.

Gayspider: if im being honest I like to bully him becuz he's such a [bad word for gay]

Creepyradiodeer: Oh.

Gayspider: I make him cry like everytime I walk into the studio it's hilarious XD

Gayspider: I even send him death threats

Gayspider: I love making his afterlife miserable.

Creepyradiodeer: Did he do something to you?! Why the aggression? Did he sexually assault you or something?

Gayspider: what? No

Gayspider: where tf did u get that?

Gayspider: he doesn't even breathe near someone without consent, why tf would he 🍇 someone?

Creepyradiodeer: Well, then why are you bullying him?

Gayspider: becuz he wears skirts and high heels and likes to kiss boys

Creepyradiodeer: Oh, so you're once again being homophobic? Got it.

needmorewhiskey: ain't no way u bully Val for wearing a skirt and high heels when u do the exact same thing

needmorewhiskey: I've seen u walk out of here in a dress before. You need a wake up call.

Gayspider: that's it, your going back into the cabinet.

needmorewhiskey: NO PLEASE IT'S SO CRAMPED IN THERE

Creepyradiodeer: What?

Adamkiller: oof I just witnessed angel stuffing husk into one of the whiskey cabinets

Adamkiller: he was kicking him and shit

Adamkiller: oh he locked the door

Adamkiller: oh he's crying and banging on the door

Creepyradiodeer: ...

Gayspider: where were we?

Creepyradiodeer: Why are you bullying Husker?!

Gayspider: cuz he wanna talk shit

Gayspider: so now he can spend three weeks in the bar cabinets

Creepyradiodeer: Isn't he going to starve?!

Gayspider: and? He can't die from not eating

Creepyradiodeer: Still, that's so wrong. Only I do shit like this. I don't like being one upped.

Gayspider: idc he shouldn't have been talking shit

needmorewhiskey: this is the reason why I'm claustrophobic

needmorewhiskey: someone help me please

Adamkiller: sorry

needmorewhiskey: my phones at 68% what happens if it dies

needmorewhiskey: there's no charger in here please

Gayspider: stfu before I start kicking

Gayspider: bitchass

Gayspider: storytime!! Once when I went into work, Val was gone and I'm like "where tf is that twink?" So Im looking for Val in any place I can, but I don't find him, so I ask vox, but he doesn't tell me. So, I kicked his face in and looked at the security cameras and found the gross little moth hiding in the bathroom! And I think "that's why he texted me saying that I didn't have to come into work today! He was avoiding me" so, I walk into the bathroom with an ax for good measure and I break the stall door with the ax and I scream "HERE'S ANGEL." and he screamed for dear life and started sobbing uncontrollably! It was so funny!

Creepyradiodeer: ...

Creepyradiodeer: Usually, I'd find that funny, but this just seems wrong coming from you.

Adamkiller: the shining reference is crazy

Gayspider: you just had to be there, it was SO funny

Gayspider: and velvette was laughing so much she locked herself in her room

Creepyradiodeer: I'm pretty sure the Vees are afraid of you.

princessofhell: I have an announcement to make, so all of you peasants shut up.

Gayspider: Yes, ma'am.

princessofhell: Count yourselves for being online. Say "here".

Gayspider: Here.

needmorewhiskey: Here.

Creepyradiodeer: Here.

Adamkiller: Here.

princessofhell: Good. Don't worry about Vaggie. She won't be online ever again.

Creepyradiodeer: Elaboration, please?

princessofhell: This Friday at 10am, Vaggie will be executed before all of hell.

princessofhell: Be ready, and dress appropriately. End of announcement.

Creepyradiodeer: Is.. Do we get to know why?

Gayspider: we'll know at the execution

Gayspider: rip she should've broken any of the rules

Adamkiller: Don't feel bad. Hell is ruled by a dictatorship that she should've obeyed. It's no one's fault but her own.

Gayspider: that's true, still sad to see her go

needmorewhiskey: damn.

*meanwhile, Alastor is internally screaming*