pentious is a simp

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SirPrecious: guys

SirPrecious: what happened to my egg bois? 😰

Australianbombs: they're dead.

Australianbombs: cooked them up and ate them

Australianbombs: sunnyside up.

Australianbombs: they were delicious 😋

SirPrecious: WHAT

SirPrecious: NO NO NO NO

SirPrecious: HOW COULD YOU

Gayspider: what

Gayspider: cherri stop lying

Australianbombs: 🙄

Gayspider: calm down pentious we aint eat shit

Gayspider: they live in your old room don't worry

SirPrecious: THANK GOD

SirPrecious: WHY WOULD YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT

Australianbombs: you the one faking your death 😒

SirPrecious: I DIDN'T FAKE THAT

SirPrecious: I DIDN'T EXPECT TO WAKE UP IN HEAVEN

Australianbombs: but you did tho

SirPrecious: BUT

Australianbombs: 🖕

SirPrecious: 😭😭😭😭

SirPrecious: I'm sorry :(

Australianbombs: if you were sorry

Australianbombs: you wouldn't have died

Australianbombs: bitch.

SirPrecious: PLEASEEE

Australianbombs: no.

Gayspider: 👁👁

SirPrecious: angel what do I do to win her back :(

Gayspider: idk

SirPrecious: 😭

Gayspider: long distance relationships never work anygays

Australianbombs: anygays?

Adamkiller: I know how to help!!

SirPrecious: how?

Adamkiller: just die again and come back to hell!!! (。>‿‿<。 )

SirPrecious: .

SirPrecious: I don't think that's how it works...

Adamkiller: wdym???

SirPrecious: I don't think dying again would send me back

SirPrecious: id probably just like

SirPrecious: die

SirPrecious: permanently

Australianbombs: like how we all thought u were? 🥰

SirPrecious: CHERRI I'M SORRY

Australianbombs: nobody told you to be a hero and sacrifice yourself

Australianbombs: bitch

SirPrecious: I'M SORRY

Gayspider: shes offline again

SirPrecious: damnit 😭

Adamkiller: will this sucks ಥ_ಥ

SirPrecious: your telling me

SirPrecious: everyone hates me here

SirPrecious: I'm not even allowed to interact with other winners 😔

Adamkiller: who cares about that?

Adamkiller: my ship won't sail! (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

SirPrecious: what

needmorewhiskey: niffty I fucking told you its not okay to ship people in real life

Adamkiller: ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )

Adamkiller: but my huskerdust ship sailed!!

needmorewhiskey: your what?

Adamkiller: whatever

Adamkiller: your BORING ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

Adamkiller: cherrisnake will sail!!!

needmorewhiskey: there's a giant roach in the kitchen.

Adamkiller: hejRYktzykrTjRTjETRYkRYkyETH

Gayspider: and shes gone

Australianbombs: ew who tf are shipping me and pentious

SirPrecious: it's not THAT gross...

Australianbombs: yes it is

SirPrecious: 😔

Gayspider: "the worst she can say is no"

SirPrecious: I'm crying rn not like she CARES

Gayspider: dont cry pentious

Gayspider: dont tell her i told u this but...

SirPrecious: but what?

Gayspider: she has u as her wallpaper 🤭

SirPrecious: WAIT REALLY

Gayspider: yes

Gayspider: quick delete the messages before she sees

SirPrecious: okokokokokok

Australianbombs: angie tf you doing

Gayspider: nothing 🙃

Australianbombs: why did you tell pentious to delete messages

Australianbombs: what did y'all delete

Gayspider: we were just talking about how hard husk pounded my ass last night 😊

Australianbombs: OH!

needmorewhiskey: WHAT

Gayspider: yk alastor wouldnt like that so I had to delete

Gayspider: right pentious? 🙃

SirPrecious: yes exactly 😁

Australianbombs: oh

Australianbombs: ok

needmorewhiskey: I DID NOT

needmorewhiskey: ANGEL

Gayspider: 😘

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