SirPrecious: guys
SirPrecious: what happened to my egg bois? 😰
Australianbombs: they're dead.
Australianbombs: cooked them up and ate them
Australianbombs: sunnyside up.
Australianbombs: they were delicious 😋
SirPrecious: WHAT
SirPrecious: NO NO NO NO
SirPrecious: HOW COULD YOU
Gayspider: what
Gayspider: cherri stop lying
Australianbombs: 🙄
Gayspider: calm down pentious we aint eat shit
Gayspider: they live in your old room don't worry
SirPrecious: THANK GOD
SirPrecious: WHY WOULD YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT
Australianbombs: you the one faking your death 😒
SirPrecious: I DIDN'T FAKE THAT
SirPrecious: I DIDN'T EXPECT TO WAKE UP IN HEAVEN
Australianbombs: but you did tho
SirPrecious: BUT
Australianbombs: 🖕
SirPrecious: 😭😭😭😭
SirPrecious: I'm sorry :(
Australianbombs: if you were sorry
Australianbombs: you wouldn't have died
Australianbombs: bitch.
SirPrecious: PLEASEEE
Australianbombs: no.
Gayspider: 👁👁
SirPrecious: angel what do I do to win her back :(
Gayspider: idk
SirPrecious: 😭
Gayspider: long distance relationships never work anygays
Australianbombs: anygays?
Adamkiller: I know how to help!!
SirPrecious: how?
Adamkiller: just die again and come back to hell!!! （｡>‿‿<｡ ）
SirPrecious: .
SirPrecious: I don't think that's how it works...
Adamkiller: wdym???
SirPrecious: I don't think dying again would send me back
SirPrecious: id probably just like
SirPrecious: die
SirPrecious: permanently
Australianbombs: like how we all thought u were? 🥰
SirPrecious: CHERRI I'M SORRY
Australianbombs: nobody told you to be a hero and sacrifice yourself
Australianbombs: bitch
SirPrecious: I'M SORRY
Gayspider: shes offline again
SirPrecious: damnit 😭
Adamkiller: will this sucks ಥ_ಥ
SirPrecious: your telling me
SirPrecious: everyone hates me here
SirPrecious: I'm not even allowed to interact with other winners 😔
Adamkiller: who cares about that?
Adamkiller: my ship won't sail! (•ˋ _ ˊ•)
SirPrecious: what
needmorewhiskey: niffty I fucking told you its not okay to ship people in real life
Adamkiller: ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )
Adamkiller: but my huskerdust ship sailed!!
needmorewhiskey: your what?
Adamkiller: whatever
Adamkiller: your BORING ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
Adamkiller: cherrisnake will sail!!!
needmorewhiskey: there's a giant roach in the kitchen.
Adamkiller: hejRYktzykrTjRTjETRYkRYkyETH
Gayspider: and shes gone
Australianbombs: ew who tf are shipping me and pentious
SirPrecious: it's not THAT gross...
Australianbombs: yes it is
SirPrecious: 😔
Gayspider: "the worst she can say is no"
SirPrecious: I'm crying rn not like she CARES
Gayspider: dont cry pentious
Gayspider: dont tell her i told u this but...
SirPrecious: but what?
Gayspider: she has u as her wallpaper 🤭
SirPrecious: WAIT REALLY
Gayspider: yes
Gayspider: quick delete the messages before she sees
SirPrecious: okokokokokok
Australianbombs: angie tf you doing
Gayspider: nothing 🙃
Australianbombs: why did you tell pentious to delete messages
Australianbombs: what did y'all delete
Gayspider: we were just talking about how hard husk pounded my ass last night 😊
Australianbombs: OH!
needmorewhiskey: WHAT
Gayspider: yk alastor wouldnt like that so I had to delete
Gayspider: right pentious? 🙃
SirPrecious: yes exactly 😁
Australianbombs: oh
Australianbombs: ok
needmorewhiskey: I DID NOT
needmorewhiskey: ANGEL
Gayspider: 😘
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