❃.✮:▹ Hazbin Hotel Server ◃:✮.❃
princessofhell: GUYSS!!!
princessofhell: GET ONLINE EVERYONE!!
Gayspider: no I wan slep
princessofhell: THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT
needmorewhiskey: let him sleep it probably ain't even that important
princessofhell: YES IT IS!!!
princessofhell: @everyone
Australianbombs: ?
Australianbombs: it's like 4am tf
Australianbombs: it's too early
Adamkiller: I don't sleep teehee
Australianbombs: wtf
freakypimp: brother euhhh
Respectlesswithstyle: I'm going back to bed
QueenOfTheCannibals: but what's the news?
BigBossOfHellHimself: yeah I wanna know toooooooooooooooo
princessofhell: ok OK OK
princessofhell: ALASTOR JUST WOKE UP
Australianbombs: oh
Gayspider: wasge of my ducking tiem
bitchasslesbian: how tired are you that you can't even spell?
Gayspider: im smelling fone
freakypimp: I hope so 😬
Gayspider: im
needmorewhiskey: wait I dozed off what happened
Gayspider: alistair wsek ip
needmorewhiskey: translate
Australianbombs: Alastor woke up.
needmorewhiskey: NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT
Creepyradiodeer: Excuse me?
needmorewhiskey: I meant
needmorewhiskey: I'm so glad that you're okay
needmorewhiskey: yay
Creepyradiodeer: Right. What was the last thing you drank?
needmorewhiskey: uh bourbon I think why
Creepyradiodeer: You don't drink water?
needmorewhiskey: no ew
Creepyradiodeer: Thank God, it was just a dream.
Gayspider: waht hwwpprned ib ue drwan?
Creepyradiodeer: What?
needmorewhiskey: he's too tired to type properly
Gayspider: whay property
Australianbombs it's gotten worse now he can't read
Gayspider: i cun tooi red
Gayspider: wat dar mean
Gayspider: wait i not red im pink
needmorewhiskey: go back to sleep angel
Gayspider: mk
Creepyradiodeer: Well it's better than homophobic Angel.
needmorewhiskey: what
princessofhell: I'm just so happy your okay 😭
BigBossOfHellHimself: I'm so sad that he's okay
BigBossOfHellHimself: should've tripped and fell on an angelic spike 😔
Creepyradiodeer: Oh, I'm sure that would've been SO hilarious for you!
BigBossOfHellHimself: tbh it was just as funny when I heard that u fell and passed out 😊
BigBossOfHellHimself: bro got beaten up by the floor
BigBossOfHellHimself: floor: 1 Alastor: 0
Creepyradiodeer: Well at least my wife didn't leave me
BigBossOfHellHimself: EXCUS MOI
princessofhell: okay! That's enough of that! 😃
BigBossOfHellHimself: 😒
Creepyradiodeer: 😁
Respectlesswithstyle: Alastor got beef with Lucifer himself?! 👀
freakypimp: oh this is tea 🤭🍵
Creepyradiodeer: Wait. Why are *you* guys in here?
freakypimp: for that piping hot tea baby girl
Creepyradiodeer: Don't ever call me that again.
princessofhell: oh vox decided to help us with advertising the hotel! And well he said he needed them to soo
Respectlesswithstyle: yes we're VERY much needed
Creepyradiodeer: What. The. Fuck.
freakypimp: oh just wait til voxxy wakes up.. The tea is HOT 🤭
Respectlesswithstyle: so hot it's scolding 🍵
BigBossOfHellHimself: this gives me a really bad feeling in my gut
BigBossOfHellHimself: I don't like it
Creepyradiodeer: I leave. For two weeks. And now, we're working with imbeciles.
Respectlesswithstyle: excuse me? Tf u calling an imbecile?
princessofhell: okay be civil!!
needmorewhiskey: that's not gonna be possible
Respectlesswithstyle: no no, this used tampon wig wearing great depression never seen toothpaste cannibal ugly ass bitch wanna insult ME.
freakypimp: that's wild pop off kid 💅
Creepyradiodeer: Since you're so adamant about ages, tell me, how long have you been an Overlord? Two days? You haven't done shit for yourself. The only reason why you aren't living like Husker is because you got adopted by two man babies who spoil you like the brat you are.
needmorewhiskey: why am I catching strays?! I'm not even in this.. Don't judge my living situation before the hotel...
Australianbombs: bitch u were living on the streets? 😭
Respectlesswithstyle: me?! HOMELESS?! I COULD SURVIVE ON MY OWN WITHOUT THESE PARASITES OR MIGHT EVEN STRIVE FARTHER. I'M WAY MORE ADVANCED THAN YOU SO DON'T EVEN TRY.
freakypimp: excuse me, parasite? Bitch don't make me throw you off another roof 😒
Creepyradiodeer: Sure, you're trendy and advanced. But is that exactly better? Because last time I checked, my radio show is more popular than your little "social media" will ever be.
Respectlesswithstyle: U LITTLE UGLY ASS DEER
Creepyradiodeer: How pathetic. Is that all you can do? Insult my appearance? Quite pathetic, really. Your arguments hold no value. Just petty insults that hold no meaning.
Creepyradiodeer: You are absolutely pitiful. This argument is such a disappointment.
Respectlesswithstyle: FUCK U
Australianbombs: he mopped the fucking floor with you im dead 😭
YOU ARE READING
.・。.・゜✭・Hazbin Hotel Crack Texting .・✫・゜・。.
Fanfictionhazbin hotel characters but they have a discord server
