Gayspider: HELP GET ME OUT OF HERE
Gayspider: THIS MAN IS TRYNA PISS ON ME
needmorewhiskey: WHAT
princessofhell: who?!
Gayspider: HES IN THE AUDIENCE
Gayspider: I KNOW ITS HIM
Gayspider: HE KEEPS SENDING ME CREEPY FAN MAIL ABOUT WANTING TO PISS ON ME
Gayspider: HES HOLDING UP A SIGN THAT SAYS "LET ME PISS ON U"
Australianbombs: wtf
princessofhell: oh well uhm
princessofhell: don't let him-!
needmorewhiskey: you're on stage right?
Gayspider: i was im in the back now
Gayspider: omg hes still out there 😭
freakypimp: just let him piss on u he probably has a piss kink
freakypimp: plus u could get some extra money 🤑
Gayspider: FUCK NO
Gayspider: ID RATHER DIE AGAIN THEN GET PISSED ON
freakypimp: ur loss
Respectlesstehe: that's nasty
Respectlesstehe: why are there so many freaks down here
Gayspider: i am not comfortable going out there when a guy that wants to piss on me is watching 😟
Respectlesstehe: please there's probably worse people with worse kinks watching ur vids
Gayspider: YEAH BUT I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM
Respectlesstehe: then don't make eye contact with him god ur so difficult
Gayspider: great now hes holding a sign that says "i know u got my mail"
Australianbombs: throw it at him myahe he'll get the message and leave?
Gayspider: why would i bring his fan mail with me?????
Australianbombs: idk it was clever in my head
Gayspider: omg hes
Gayspider: hes pissin on someone else now
princessofhell: I'm so grossed out
Gayspider: THEYRE DRINKING THE PISS 😟
princessofhell: ok I'm keaving
needmorewhiskey: there's not enough vodka in all of hell that could erase that sentence from my brain
Gayspider: he found someone who matched his freak
Gayspider: and now they both want to piss on me ☹️
Gayspider: i have to get out on stage now praying they dont throw their piss at me ☹️
Australianbombs: hang in there bestie I'mma take care of em
Australianbombs: @ princessofhell if u see me on the news for assault just now I did it for a friend so it's noble 🤟
needmorewhiskey: I don't think that's how it works
bitchasslesbian: does it matter? She's already gone
needmorewhiskey: she'll see it.
BigBossOfHellHimself: should've never let that boy out of his room
VoxTek: I JUST WOKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED
VoxTek: AND U PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT URINE.
bitchasslesbian: how's the turkey in your ass?
VoxTek: SHUT UP U UGLY BITCH
BigBossOfHellHimself: HEY U TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SHOVE A TREE UP UR ASS NEXT.
VoxTek: ...
VoxTek: I was
VoxTek: I was joking bro
VoxTek: my bad 🙏
bitchasslesbian: wow
bitchasslesbian: u didn't have to do that-
BigBossOfHellHimself: nobody insults my daughter or my daughter's girlfriend unless they wanna get beat 😤
bitchasslesbian: 😅
Gayspider: rest in peace cherri
Gayspider: she fought long and hard yet in the end
Gayspider: she got pissed on 😔
Australianbombs: do not mourn for me guys 😔
Australianbombs: stay strong and don't let the piss get to you 🙏
Australianbombs: now I must retreat into the showers and clean myself until the first layer of my skin is no more
Australianbombs: farewell 🫡
Gayspider: good bye 😔
needmorewhiskey: why are y'all so dramatic
YOU HEAR THAT OBAMA
I PISSED ON THE MOON U I D I O T
YOU ARE READING
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