angel is a flat sigma

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Help okay I had an idea but as I continued writing it starting writing itself and i don't even know how it ended up where it did I'm still laughing

Gayspider: whats up my skibidi sigmas?

Creepyradiodeer: What?

needmorewhiskey: the fuck?

Gayspider: hm? whats wrong my level 10 gyatt?

QueenOfTheCannibals: is that english?

Adamkiller: angel! Husk has no gyatt! that's a level 5 at best (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

needmorewhiskey: a wha??

Gayspider: youre right niffty that wasn't very skibidi of me to lie about his gyatt

Adamkiller: Vaggie has a level ten!!!

Gayspider: yes gurl vaggie eats that shi up and leaves NO CRUMBS 🔥🔥🔥

bitchasslesbian: huh?

Creepyradiodeer: What the hell is a “gyatt”?

Gayspider: ofc you don't know what a gyatt is you have no rizz bro

Creepyradiodeer: I have no… what?

Gayspider: I swear this mf came from Ohio 💀🔥🔥

Creepyradiodeer: I literally have never stepped foot into Ohio the entire time I lived.

Respectlesstehe: what is bro yapping about

Australianbombs: pls I got so much rizz I rizzed up a damn snake 🔥🔥

Gayspider: LET HER COOK 🔥🔥

Australianbombs: LET ME COOK THIS UP REAL QUICK 🔥🔥🔥

Australianbombs: sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler you're so skibidi you're so fanum tax 🔥🔥🔥

Adamkiller: I'm edging to this 🔥🔥🔥

Respectlesstehe: WHAT'S FOUR + FOUR??

QueenOfTheCannibals: eight?

needmorewhiskey: what the hell is happening

Gayspider: bro got a degree in yapology

Australianbombs: skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet 🔥🔥

needmorewhiskey: that CANNOT be english

Respectlesstehe: not very sigma of you

Gayspider: husk be like “im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust”

Australianbombs: very mindful very demure

Creepyradiodeer: I'm leaving before I get a headache.

Gayspider: very demure of you al

needmorewhiskey: I didn't wake up with a hangover for this confusion

Australianbombs: fucking furry

needmorewhiskey: what about my fur?

Gayspider: ive been a nasty girl 👅💦

QueenoftheCannibals: I don't even want to try anymore

Gayspider: I'm tryna get 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒚

bitchasslesbian: no get you're tongue back in your fucking mouth

Gayspider: is somebody gonna match my freak 😔

Australianbombs: (listening to husk whimper audios)

Gayspider: …

Gayspider: why you won't let me live that down ☹️

Australianbombs: becuz it's funny asf

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