‼️Trigger warning, homophobia‼️
*:..｡o○ 𝙞𝙣 𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟'𝑠 ᙅOᙁᙅᙀᔑᔑꙆOᙁ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ... ○o｡..:*
(Server with the cast in it except for Lucifer and Charlie)
Creepyradiodeer: Okay, so, why is Lucifer a dictator?
needmorewhiskey: idk hes always been like that broski
Creepyradiodeer: I liked it better when he was just obsessed with ducks.
Gayspider: why would he be obsessed with ducks? he hates them
Creepyradiodeer: ...
Creepyradiodeer: AM I DREAMING?
Gayspider: no?
needmorewhiskey: you've been acting so strange lately
needmorewhiskey: like u haven't even glanced at a tv in days
needmorewhiskey: you'd use to love those things
Creepyradiodeer: WHAT?
Creepyradiodeer: What happened to the radio?!
needmorewhiskey: u hate radios...?
Creepyradiodeer: No. No, this CANNOT be. In what universe would I hate radios?
Adamkiller: idk I think he hit his head guys
Gayspider: yeah definitely
Creepyradiodeer: What next? Me and Vox are best friends??
needmorewhiskey: idk what is going y'all between y'all but it's definitely homosexual.
Creepyradiodeer: WHAT.
Gayspider: husk we've talked about this a million times, THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS.
needmorewhiskey: THEY HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER ANGEL, THEY ARE GAY!! JUST ADMIT IT
Creepyradiodeer: EXCUSE ME???
Gayspider: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. EVERYONE IN THIS GC IS STRAIGHT!
needmorewhiskey: I'M PANSEXUAL AND U KNOW IT!
Gayspider: YOU DO NOT FUCK PANS BECUZ U ARE STRAIGHT.
needmorewhiskey: THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS, DAMNIT
Gayspider: WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN?? STOP WITH THAT LGTV BULLSHIT
needmorewhiskey: OMG U ARE IMPOSSIBLE
needmorewhiskey: IT'S LGBTQIA!!
Gayspider: STOP WITH THEM LETTERS
Gayspider: THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND SHALL NOT BE IN MY PRESENCE!
Gayspider: GO READ A BIBLE
needmorewhiskey: STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC FIRST U FRUIT BASKET
Gayspider: HOW FUCKING DARE U CALL ME GAY??
needmorewhiskey: BITCH U PULL OFF HIGH HEELS BETTER THAN 90% OF THE GIRLS I USED TO DATE, STOP DENYING YOUR FRUITINESS
Gayspider: STRAIGHT MEN WORE HEELS ALL THE DAMN TIME STFU
needmorewhiskey: IT'S GIVING INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA.
Gayspider: IT'S GIVING TOUCH SOME GRASS.
Bitchasslesbian: OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH!! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING
Gayspider: fine
Creepyradiodeer: Wow.
Gayspider: what happens between u and vox stays between u and vox.
Creepyradiodeer: Duly noted. Though, I do not think I want to know myself.
Gayspider: want me to give u one of my Bibles? 🥰
Creepyradiodeer: No thank you. I'll pass.
Creepyradiodeer: Somebody hit me in the head with a brick.
needmorewhiskey: is that an actual order?
Creepyradiodeer: You know what, yes. Yes it is.
needmorewhiskey: alr I'm coming
Gayspider: THAT'S GAY.
needmorewhiskey: CALM TF DOWN IT'S AN O NOT A U
Gayspider: STILL GAY!
needmorewhiskey: FINE.
needmorewhiskey: I'm on my way. 😒
Gayspider: better
Creepyradiodeer: It's really not that deep.
Gayspider: it is tho
Creepyradiodeer: You need therapy.
(Btw, the brick did not work. Alastor remains trapped in his consciousness. When did this get so deep? Also, I do not condone this Angel's behavior, obviously.)
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