Tex was overlooking the Reds who were messing with the jeep.
Tex: See? They're down there, messing with the radio.
Church: Oh, so that's what they're doin'.
Tex: Yeah. They must be plotting something.
Rick: Plotting? Tex, have you seen them actually plot?
Church: Or, maybe they're just listening to the radio.
Tex: I know plotting when I see it. That's plotting.
Tucker: Maybe they're scheming.
Tex: No scheming looks different. That's definitely plotting. They're gonna try something.
Rick: Tex, the Reds are as dumb as dirt. They can't plan for shit.
Tucker: Why? I already told them Red and Blue are the same, it's all a conspiracy.
Church: And I told you that's not true. Vic just made it up to confuse us.
Tucker: That just means he's part of the conspiracy.
Church: But he's the one that told you Red and Blue are the same.
Tucker: Exactly.
Church: Wait are, are you talking about a conspiracy that Red and Blue are the same, or a conspiracy that Red and Blue are different?
Tucker: Exactly.
Church: You just keep saying exactly, do you have a theory or don't you?
Rick: Look, it doesn't fucking matter, all right? With their obsession with this radio, they might actually be planning something. Unlikely, I know, but still.
Tucker: Maybe they're planning to use the radio to beam secret messages to the fillings in my teeth.
Church: Secret messages about what!?
Tucker: Exactly.
Rick: What?
Caboose: They are probably trying to tune in to the distress signal they heard on the radio.
Church: What makes you say that?
Caboose: Oh, I know all the details. They were in their car, the Boss Hogg, when Simmin, heard a distress signal, on, the radio, and Gruff was in the back seat. With a monkey.
Tucker: Hmm, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that some of that is wrong.
Church: How do you know all this Caboose?
Caboose: Andy told me.
Church: Andy, who's Andy? Are you, are you Andy?
Rick: Fuck no. I'm Richard.
Church: Alright, are you Andy?
Tucker: I'm not Andy, I'm Tucker.
Church: No, I know, what's your first name?
Tucker: Lavernius.
Church: Lavernius, well then who's this Andy g- wait a second... are you black?
Tucker: Me?
Church: Yeah.
Tucker: Does it matter?
Church: No. I'm just curious.
Tucker: Well, if it doesn't matter then why are you curious?
