4/1: Familiar Surroundings

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Fade in to Grif screaming on the top of a cliff.

Grif: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!

Donut: Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours.

Sarge: Simmons, shut him up!

Simmons: Hey Grif, shut the fuck up! Get down here and help us check out the base!

Grif: No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!

Simmons: I don't think he's even listening to us.

Grif: Noooooooo actually that time I was answering your question noooooooooooo!

Sarge: Heugh.

Grif: Noooooooooooooooooooo-

Sarge: Go up there and get him Simmons.

Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooo-

Donut: If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff.

Sarge: Cancel that order, Simmons!

Grif: -oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Sarge: Donut, get me a sniper rifle.

Donut: Yes sir.

Grif: -oooooooooooooo!

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Cut to the Blues.

Tucker: And he says "Did I read it? I already ruined it!"

Tex: That's disgusting.

Rick: Oh, my fucking god Tucker, you're such a pig.

Caboose: I don't get it.

Church materializes out of thin air.

Church: What. The fuck. Was that.

Caboose: Hey Church!

Tucker: Hey.

Rick: Sup.

Tex: Huh?

Church: Isn't anybody gonna ask me, "What happened to your body, Church?"

Tex & Rick & Tucker: What happened to your body Church.

Caboose: What happened to some... body... Church?

Church: Hell if I know. All I know is, I was sittin' there talkin' to Gary, and-

Tex: The bomb?

Church: No that's Andy, Gary is the computer.

Tex: Neh, I don't even remember most of your names half the time.

Caboose: I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget.

Church: Hey, can we please focus on me?

Caboose: By the way, he's Church.

Church: Yes, thank you Caboose, she knows.

Caboose: He is the mean one.

Church: Thank you, Caboose.

Caboose: See, he is mad. Now he'll just stare at me until I stop talking, then, when he thinks I am done talking, then he will start talking again.

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