We cut to see, Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons.
Grif: Why is it just sitting there?
Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog.
Unaware of Grif, Sheila's Crossair from her HUD was locked onto him.
Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.
Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-
Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?
Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.
Grif: Okay, okay. On three.
Caboose: Here! (click)
Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.
Simmons: Ready?
Sheila: Acquiring target.
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With the Blues, Rick was preparing to run for the Warthog.
Rick: Okay, you two, I'm going for the jeep. Cover me, if someone is near
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Back with Simmons and Grif. Grif is slowly backing away.
Simmons: One...
Grif ten turns around and starts running away. Unaware that Sheila's HUD, her crosshair is following Grif.
Sheila: Target acquired.
Grif was running unaware of what was about to happen.
Grif: (panting heavily) Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...
Simmons didn't notice Grif ran off.
Simmons: Two...
Also unaware to Grif, Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.
Sheila: Target locked.
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We see Zone, running toward the Warthog. He's panting loudly.
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Simmons continues to count.
Simmons: Three! (turns around and sees Grif running away) Oh, you back-stabbing cock bite!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Sheila fires and blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif and Rick.
Simmons: (crouches next to Sheila) Son of a bitch!
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!
Zone: (near the explosion) Son of a bitch!
Grif and Simmons run away trying to avoid Sheila's shots.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: Shit!
Sheila fires.
Simmons: Son of a bitch! God...
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: ...dammit!
Sheila fires.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires)
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Back with the Blues, with Rick running back up to meet, Church and Tucker.
Tucker: Hey dude, the jeep blew up.
Rick: No shit, man!
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Back with Grif and Simmons, they were hiding behind a rock, as cover from Sheila.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: (mocking Grif) Hey, I have a GREAT idea. Let's get out of the jeep and sneak around the back of the rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: Great plan, you idiot!
From, Sheila's HUD, she's overlooking the rock.
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new target.
Her crosshair starts panning up and to the left.
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The Blues are on the cliff overlooking the tank.
Church: Hey, Tucker, look at this, man - it's the rookie! And he brought tank out to scare off the reds.
Tucker: What? No way!
Rick: Must be using the driving tutorial.
Church: Hey, rookie! Good job, man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila: New target acquired. (spinning turret around to aim at Church)
From Sheila's HUD, her crosshair slowly panning up the cliffside at Church.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church!
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man?
Sheila: (locking on to Church) Target locked.
Caboose: What!? No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me, nice lady!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Caboose: Uh oh...
Tucker: Uh oh...
Rick: Uh oh...
Church: What? ...Oh, son of a bi-
Sheila fires, and hits Church launching him into the air. His body hits the rock face and lands back on the ledge.
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me! Church!
Tucker runs to the cliff, and yells at Caboose.
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.
Church: (dying) Tucker! ...T-Tucker!
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man.
Rick: No, it fucking isn't. He just took a tank shell to the chest. In Layman's terms, he's fucked.
Church: Rick's r-right. Ah... I'm na-I'm not gonna make it. Tucker... there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know.. I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. Herk!... Bleah...
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