Sarge, Donut and Rick are currently working on the jeep. Sarge and Donut were under the jeep, while Rick was pumping air into the back-left tire.
Sarge: Donut, hold the light right there. No, not on me, on that. Why would I need the light, on my face?
Donut: Hey Sarge, what's that metal thing that looks like a bunny!? Ooh, ooh, and what's that other metal thing that looks like a soup can?
Sarge: Don't touch anything, Donut. Okay fellas, I think I've got it. Give her a crank. ...Guys? ...Hey, what in tarnation are you knuckleheads doing up there?
Cut to Simmons, Tucker & Grif talking to each other.
Simmons: No, I don't think getting new rims for the jeep's a good idea.
Grif: (in the driver seat of the jeep) Oh come on! If we all kick in, we can get some spinners, some kickass subs, hydraulics!
Rick: Guys what are you doing? Y'know I'm not done in like a few minutes.
Tucker: (turns to Rick) Yeah, I know. (turns to Simmons) I'm in.
Simmons: Why?
Grif: Uh, for style?
Tucker: For chicks!
Rick: Really, Tucker?
Simmons: What chicks, there's noone for miles. We don't even know if anyone's still alive.
Grif: What, suddenly you're a pessimist?
Tucker: Yeah, but if we do find some women, we will literally be the last men on Earth for them.
Grif: He's right.
Tucker: All my life I've had girls tell me, "not if you were the last man on Earth," haha. Well that may be true, but let's see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with a sweetass pimped out ride, bitch.
Rick finishes with the tire and stands up, facing Tucker.
Rick: I'm sure they have multiple of reasons not to date you, Lavernius.
Tucker: Woah woah, we're calling each other by first names now?
Sarge: (standing up) If you ladies are through gossipping, I could use some help fixing our vehicle.
Grif: Oh yeah, right, here let me try.
Sounds of the jeep starting up, then it moves a foot or two and grinds to a stop.
Sarge & Rick: Wait!
Donut: (still under the jeep) Ya-ya-yaaaoouwwwww!
Sarge: Donut, are you okay?
Donut: I was just, petting, the bunny. And then it went into the soup can... and part of my hand went with it.
Rick sighs before crouching down to help donut.
Sarge: (lying back down) Gehrururur...
Tucker: Bunny and hand soup, just like Mom used to make.
Rick: Is your mom a cannibal?
Sarge: Donut, I told you not to touch anything. You touched everything! That's the exact opposite of touching nothing!
Simmons hops up in the passenger seat of the jeep.
Grif: Hey, what're you doing?
Simmons: What does it look like I'm doing, I'm getting in the jeep.
