Grif, Simmons and Tucker were currently together with Grif ranting....
Grif: They destroyed it all, Simmons, those damn stupid bastards. They blew it all up! Damn them! Damn them to Hell! Those damn dirty apes!
Simmons: Calm down Grif, we don't know that the whole world is like this
Grif: Yes it is, they destroyed it all. I guess the society of men just wasn't meant to survive.
Simmons: Hey how 'bout this: how 'bout we explore, more than two square miles, before we jump to any conclusions.
Grif: It was definitely nuclear weapons, that's what did it. And the explosions caused massive power outages which caused the failsafe to fail, which released a super bacteria from a secret lab.
Simmons: Oh, come on.
Grif: That caused a huge plague, and as the victims died, they rose from the dead twelve hours later to roam the Earth and feast on human flesh.
Simmons: What?
Grif: A handful of gritty survivors from all walks of life were able to keep the legions of the infected radioactive undead at bay, using only their wits, and an inexplicable comprehension of agricultural science and engineering. Everything was looking good... and that's when the meteor hit.
Simmons: I think you just quoted every crappy Hollywood apocalypse movie ever.
Tucker: Naw. Hollywood doesn't understand apocalypse. They think that just one thing from everyday life goes away and that changes everything. Like in Road Warrior it was gas, and in Waterworld it was land.
Simmons: What went away in The Matrix?
Tucker: Sunlight.
Grif: I thought the missing element was plot.
Tucker: I'm talkin about Matrix One.
Simmons: Oh right.
Grif: Face it Simmons, the age of man is done.
Simmons: If all that happened, then were are the zombies? Why aren't they still around?
Grif: The meteor killed them!
Simmons: And what about the super bacteria?
Grif: It was infected by alien bacteria brought by the meteor, and was wiped out in a massive bacteria on bacteria plague. Very ironic.
Simmons: Okay, then why haven't we been infected by the new alien bacteria?
Grif: It only infects other bacteria. Are you even listening to me?
Tucker: Do you guys ever get anything done, or you do you just stand around and talk all day?
Grif: We don't get paid enough to do stuff.
Tucker: But what about Church, idiot? How're we gonna get him from the past to the future?
Grif: I guess he can just wait. That's how it usually works.
Tucker: But when he gets to the present, he'll just be destroyed like everything else.
Simmons: Well, he'll just have to fix it on his own then.
Grif: And if he's successful, he'll get to live through the coolest apocalypse of all time!
Sarge: Simmons, Grif, get yer keesters over here.
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They walk over to see Donut and Caboose standing next to what seems at first glance to be a wrecked jeep, while Rick is seemingly trying to fix it.
Caboose: Look what I found.
Donut: I found it!
Caboose: Look at what I took credit for finding.
Rick: No, I found it first. They were just squabbling around while I was here trying to fix it.
Sarge: A-mazing that these two actually accomplished something.
Rick: What?
Grif: It looks like some kind of an alien transport mechanism that could be used to-
Simmons: Or, it's a jeep.
Grif: You have no imagination.
Sarge: Hmmm, let me see if I can get this thing working.
Rick: Despite being a wreck, this jeep is surprisingly in decent shape.
Simmons: How? There's no parts. And what're you gonna use for fuel?
Rick: Simmons, this is a military-grade vehicle, it's not a boring 2016 model Jeep.
Sarge: Grif was right, Simmons. You don't have any imagination.
Grif: Thank you sir.
Sarge: Shut up, scumbag, we're not having a moment.
Tucker: Hey. We need to find Church.
Rick: Church? Isn't he here too or something?
Tucker: No, he's in the past.
Rick: Tucker, that's fucking ridiculous, nobody went to the future or past, I'm pretty sure we just got into another halo ring or planet.
Sarge: He's dead, son's. Why haven't you given up hope yet and just moved on.
Tucker: It's only been a couple of hours!
Sarge: Well, this should make you feel better. When his body blasted in to smithereens, at least he took all our enemies with him.
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In another area with a beach, with a sign saying "Danger: No Swimming" with a picture of a shark on it, Lopez can be seen without a body.
Lopez: Peligro. Error. Error. Peligro. Error. Error. No puedo sentir mi cuerpo... [Warning. Error. Error. Warning. Error. Error. I cannot feel my body...]
O'Malley: (evil laugh) Don't worry, my metallic friend. You'll be up and about in no time. Muhahahaha. Muhhh-hahaha-heh. U-ha! Haw. Ha-ha. Uhngh. (cough) Hah!
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